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Gavin.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 19:53      quote | report

Hit my gf last night Never hit a girl, but she started talking about my dad. said my dad was a drug addict & could never keep a relationship. dad isnt perfect but he loved me & my mum & she just kept going on until i just lost it. My fist reared back & i smashed her in the nose. I expected it to be like the movies & he...r nose would just tickle blood but no.it exploded coming out both nostrils & she banged her head into the wall. she freaked out & locked herself in the room. She eventually took off. haven't heard from the cops yet so it hope its ok

I told my mum & she got scared. & said you moving with your aunty & uncle in Bellair I whistled for a cab & when it came near the license plate said fresh & it had a dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab was rare, but i thought na forget it, go home to Bellair. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 & yelled to the caby yo ho smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bellair


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Spud
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 19:56      quote | report

WTF?!


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Caves
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 19:57      quote | report

Ba ha ha. Lighten the mood thats it.


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Freshie
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 19:59      quote | report

lol..spud fell for that..hook, line and sinker


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:07      quote | report

next he will be praying for him.

 

Father Ted
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:09      quote | report

What on earth is that horse doing to that poor young lady.
This really has been quite a week


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Caves
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:10      quote | report

Originally posted by: Father Ted
What on earth is that horse doing to that poor young lady.
This really has been quite a week


Jealous Ted ?


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Father Ted
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:10      quote | report

not me Caves


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Caves
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:11      quote | report

Ba ha ha


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:11      quote | report

then spray it and walk away.

 

bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:12      quote | report

ba ha ha, and you all thought I was mad when i say standups are dam sheep.

 

Caves
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:13      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
ba ha ha, and you all thought I was mad when i say standups are dam sheep.


What chu talkin bout Willis ?


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:16      quote | report

holy sh1t! a talking sheep!^^

 

Caves
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:20      quote | report

Ever tried stand up BC ?


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grlncrl
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:33      quote | report

I'll admit I was mildly concerned there, Gavin. Nice throw back to the 80s though.


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Spud
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:34      quote | report

Originally posted by: Freshie
lol..spud fell for that..hook, line and sinker


Yeah, looks like I just got owned.


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Spud
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 20:35      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
next he will be praying for him.


I was praying for his girlfriend!


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krank
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 21:20      quote | report

Sometimes the b1tch just doesnt know when to shut up eh?

 

Caves
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 21:58      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
ba ha ha, and you all thought I was mad when i say standups are dam sheep.


Click.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 22:22      quote | report

Yeah I have, and I have no idea why I prefer boogieing and everyone else prefers standing up. saw my mates do standup it for the cool factor. so i killed them and fed them to pigs.

 

Mr Statik
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Posted: 11 Mar 2010 23:45      quote | report

that makes you a 'nemesis' BC


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Blunt
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Posted: 12 Mar 2010 11:34      quote | report

I don't think this thread is in the true surfing spirit. Surfers don't hit chicks.


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 12 Mar 2010 11:37      quote | report

i hit on them


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 12 Mar 2010 11:39      quote | report

and im so over Will Smith too. I refuse to see a movie with him in it after that god awful remake of the Omega Man


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Blunt
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Posted: 12 Mar 2010 11:44      quote | report

Originally posted by: Mr Statik
i hit on them


Don't lie Statik, what would your wife say


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 12 Mar 2010 11:47      quote | report

if she was there shed kick my a-ss LOL


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