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Does 20/20 surf

Mr Statik
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 12:21      quote | report

Rakistan head honcho 20/20 is known for his razor sharp wit, massive driveway pen1s, sporty jim triathlon eventing skills and ability to wind up the most passive of message board posters... not to mention inscrutableness that would put Master Po, Bruce Lee and Hiro from Heroes to shame.....

but does he surf, photo evidence required methinks.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 12:22      quote | report

*edited 11 May 2010 21:30
I think he does but he is scared to reveal his face to the masses...because it will become like an episode of dog the bounty hunter.

 

2020
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 12:40      quote | report

Good topic...wish I had thought of it myself.

Continue..

 

chux
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 13:31      quote | report

ha ha, where ur pics sufer dude?


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Father Ted
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 13:40      quote | report

Met a guy yesterday that could have been 2020 but he wasn't Chinese, and I have a Porsche Cayeene in the workshop right now but I don't think it's the one belonging to the SH Mrs 2020.

2020, Mr Mysterious.


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 13:55      quote | report

Originally posted by: 2020
Good topic...wish I had thought of it myself.

Continue..


See.... as inscrutable as the dude in the old curiosity shop in Gremlins


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:05      quote | report

Originally posted by: chux
ha ha, where ur pics sufer dude?


who? me or 2020? I have plenty, dont make me post em, the crew are over the shots of my 747 wingspan off the tops

Its 2020 i am concerned about, when was the last time he crowed about a surf he had or moaned about the onshores? I think hes a port arthur type lurker, surfboard bolted to the top of the roof of the Porsche, seething anger disguised as suave savoir faire... its a worry...


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2020
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:05      quote | report

...they seek him here...they seek him there...

 

toaster
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:12      quote | report

There is an asian chap who 'surfs' ( SUP ) in Eastbourne.
Also another at Lyall who paddles for everything but mostly goes over the falls. I am jealous of his enthusiasm.

There are some pawshus round there too


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jelly
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:18      quote | report

is this him.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:23      quote | report

No, he only poses as an Asian to throw us off the scent.

 

jelly
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:26      quote | report

most asian,s do have a strange scent about them.


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:47      quote | report

having spent 6 months in China I can assure you that Chinese people there think that all westeners smell of sour milk due the amount of dairy we consume (native chinese eat bugger all dairy products) its apparently quite unpleasant...

anyway this is a rark not a dissection of predjudices against the Chinese.


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 14:49      quote | report

come on 20 old chap, confirm with evidence or deny....


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2020
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 15:13      quote | report

I confirm or deny nothing.... let my people be the judge.

 

toaster
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 15:15      quote | report

Those with 20/20 vision or asians?


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toaster
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 15:16      quote | report

how many people do you have? is it a democracy? do you sometimes call them 'peeps'?


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XP8X
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 15:30      quote | report

Originally posted by: toaster
how many people do you have? is it a democracy? do you sometimes call them 'peeps'?


Love the angle here. Abstract, but appropriate questions nonetheless. I like the way you're thinking Toaster.

For mine, 2020 is clearly just a wannabe who never was.

 

jelly
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 15:37      quote | report

Originally posted by: 2020
...they seek him here...they seek him there...

found ya under 5050


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2020
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 16:11      quote | report

Jelly likes the Jelly.... I presume thats a little something from the wedding night album?

 

bionic chronic
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 16:17      quote | report

woohoo!! look at that blubber fly!

 

jelly
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 16:42      quote | report

Originally posted by: 2020
Jelly likes the Jelly.... I presume thats a little something from the wedding night album?

not mine bud,must of been yours.


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2020
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 17:07      quote | report

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noooo its yours bud.....


 

toaster
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 17:17      quote | report

50/50 Ha!


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habakkuk
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 17:39      quote | report

good look looking toasted, 70/30

 

2020
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 17:48      quote | report


Even I want to know whether I surf or not now.....

 

toaster
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 17:51      quote | report

Maybe 20/20 is a 'real' surfer.


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toaster
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 18:13      quote | report

If there was a surf movie about 20/20 who would play him?


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spat
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 19:07      quote | report

He’s like ‘the stig’ of surfing aye,
some say.. that when he goes out to surf the water actually parts for him... as if he is moses.
And when he is standing on the dry seabed surrounded by water (but out of arms reach) you can hear the noise of huey laughing.

 

Nell-E
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 19:22      quote | report

2020 is that guy off target...

didnt you guys know that...

Brooke ,,whats his name...


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toaster
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 19:47      quote | report

Hey Nelson do they still have Forge Draught down there?


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 20:04      quote | report

oh god no! target is the gheyest program on TV, they have stuffed up so many businesses by getting thier facts wrong, from the Warehouse to Cezannes. Cant believe it hasnt been sued out of existence and as for Brooke 'pony Club, inline skating champ' howard smith... must be desperate for a job fronting that dogs breakfast of a TV show


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 20:04      quote | report

anyway VOTE

2020 Surfer?
2020 Poser?


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seeka
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 20:06      quote | report

i'v known surfers who are posers.
maybe have a catagory for..

surfer
poser
both


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seeka
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 20:07      quote | report

i actually think he's part of the elite bankers...placed here to keep up with the latest conspiracies...just a hunch.


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Father Ted
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 20:52      quote | report

Well who would ever have imagined it, 2020's pretty much hung out to dry like youn Nicko the stoner.
Will he ever front with suggested evidence or will he simply fade into the background, wanton and forgotten except when one feels the need to call upon one of the lesser people to make ourselves feel better.
What will it be... I guess only time will tell.

On another note, that Cayeene today was frick'n cool, it would be bloody expensive to run but what a truck.


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marko sharko
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 21:10      quote | report

Ha ha...wanton and forgotten.


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Father Ted
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 22:19      quote | report

as opposed to a forgotten wanton of course, so to speak


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jelly
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 23:42      quote | report

Originally posted by: Mr Statik
anyway VOTE

2020 Surfer?
2020 Poser?

i think he is my long lost aunt this is when we last laughed...


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jelly
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Posted: 03 Feb 2010 23:44      quote | report

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Nell-E
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 7:11      quote | report

Forge Draught....

Ummmmmm maybe,... sounds like you might find it alongside
Carters or new Zealand Lager or Tasman Bitter or Double Brown...


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toaster
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 7:57      quote | report

If only, it was like they made it with weed. I only remember it in the pub on west Nile st.


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Nell-E
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 8:04      quote | report

prince albert or the p.a


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toaster
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 8:09      quote | report

ummmm hmmmmm it had a bar and some tables. A lot of truckers


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2020
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 8:41      quote | report

Originally posted by: Father Ted
Well who would ever have imagined it, 2020's pretty much hung out to dry like youn Nicko the stoner.
Will he ever front with suggested evidence or will he simply fade into the background, wanton and forgotten except when one feels the need to call upon one of the lesser people to make ourselves feel better.
What will it be... I guess only time will tell.

On another note, that Cayeene today was frick'n cool, it would be bloody expensive to run but what a truck.



Its because I'm Chinese isn't it.... and your fear of a yellow planet.

 

Blunt
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 9:24      quote | report

There was thread on the old forum that 2020 did post a pic of himself (assuming it was him). And he didn't look chinese ... but he was wearing sunnies.


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 9:27      quote | report

Its because I'm Chinese isn't it.... and your fear of a yellow planet.


No its beacause ya dont surf, and to be honest im wondering about the chinese bit as well... and the triathlons... and the trip to hawaii.... and the Cayenne, its all an elaborate fantasy isnt it, 2020..... (points at accused and looks around courtroom in triumph)
or should i say WALTER MITTY!


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downsouth
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 9:36      quote | report

 

2020
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 9:48      quote | report


Assuming....

I may also have posted another pic saying i was someone else, someone who also posts regaularly on here....I could even be my own nemisis- you know how that goes Blunt, and I think we have all seen Fight Club enough times to get the gist.

So the question you have to be asking yourself is- if 2020 is Tyler Durden..then who the hell is Edward Nortons Character.... because, and here's a clue for you dumbass's...he is here.

 

2020
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 9:53      quote | report

Originally posted by: Mr Statik
Its because I'm Chinese isn't it.... and your fear of a yellow planet.


No its beacause ya dont surf, and to be honest im wondering about the chinese bit as well... and the triathlons... and the trip to hawaii.... and the Cayenne, its all an elaborate fantasy isnt it, 2020..... (points at accused and looks around courtroom in triumph)
or should i say WALTER MITTY!


As a lawyer you make a sensational DJ old boy.... burden of proof vs heresay?

 

dumbbell
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 9:56      quote | report

2020 is 85% elaborate fantasy on here, I think. Glimpses of the man behind the yellow Lieutenant's mask, but fleeting they be. Though, it's the fantasy they love, the stories of war, reef breaks, smoking hot lassies and ghey 4x4's...

I say he surfs. Logs. We know he's SUP curious. But the real question is, is he a real surfer - can he ride a thruster?

 

Mr Statik
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:15      quote | report

show us the proof sir! proof I say!


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2020
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:25      quote | report

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Originally posted by: dumbbell
2020 is 85% elaborate fantasy on here, I think. Glimpses of the man behind the yellow Lieutenant's mask, but fleeting they be. Though, it's the fantasy they love, the stories of war, reef breaks, smoking hot lassies and ghey 4x4's...

I say he surfs. Logs. We know he's SUP curious. But the real question is, is he a real surfer - can he ride a thruster?


...sounds like I could be your alter ego Dumbell....2020 is feeling the love

 

2020
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:27      quote | report

Originally posted by: Mr Statik
show us the proof sir! proof I say!


...or possibly you as well Old Bean...you are making such a big deal of it...surely our gentle readers are getting a little suspicious.... prove you are not 2020.

 

Mr Statik
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:28      quote | report

Bah, as i thought... doesnt surf, just a message board lurker, no surfer worth the spray off a 1 ft offshore mal wave would balk at proving they actually do ride waves....sad state of affairs...


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:31      quote | report

ask krank and the boys and father ted, or even gavin they can assert that im not chinese and do surf.. ergo, im not 2020!

your move.


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dumbbell
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:42      quote | report

Originally posted by: 2020

...sounds like I could be your alter ego Dumbell....2020 is feeling the love


I'd say you're more likely to be my nemesis than my alter ego, 2020. You're just not clever enough to come up with the sh1t I do anyways .

Anyways, look at you, shamelessly making this thread all about you . You're quite the narcissistic show pony.

 

2020
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:45      quote | report

Originally posted by: Mr Statik
ask krank and the boys and father ted, or even gavin they can assert that im not chinese and do surf.. ergo, im not 2020!

your move.


...but that assumes I am Chinese Statik.... as you pointed out you have your doubts..... and as I said 2020 could be tyler Durden to your boring old Edward Norton..... let the peopple be the judge.

Psstt... nice cover up btw

 

SNAP
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 10:54      quote | report

so when i met statik i may have also met 2020 and dumbell at the same time? the mind boggles


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toaster
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Posted: 04 Feb 2010 11:23      quote | report

*edited 04 Feb 2010 11:23
I must be high, this is too much


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