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Stamp out the global SUP menace. Sign up here.
SUP haters of the world unite. Sign up here to join "SUP haters of the world" and help eradicate this evil plague before it takes over the world.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Signed - Krank (20/12/2011)
hate is a waste of energy. maybe better to convert that energy into a positive.
how do you plan to eradicate?
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XXIst sentry scribe
I find them to be ineffectual except as channel markers, what exactly is your problem Spud?
Of course they might be annoying to the standup boogen fraternity, but the SUB ( Stand Up Boogen) mindset is inherently masochistic anyway
so all's well.
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"A foolish faith in authority is the worst enemy of truth" - Albert Einstein
why so serious? ^
Hate is a serious issue.
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"A foolish faith in authority is the worst enemy of truth" - Albert Einstein
Spud,this looks like an epic fail 
Originally posted by: seeka
hate is a waste of energy. maybe better to convert that energy into a positive.
how do you plan to eradicate?
Industrial solvents.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Maddog2
Spud,this looks like an epic fail
Yes, failure to stamp out the global SUP menace would be an epic fail.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart
I find them to be ineffectual except as channel markers, what exactly is your problem Spud?
My problem is with the global underground SUP menace that is currently infiltrating all areas of government in preparation for global domination.
You of all people Roy should be concerned about these fascist NWO corporates.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: krank
Signed - Krank (20/12/2011)
Your support has been duly noted brother Krank. I need you to procure 4000 metric tons of industrial solvent and a warehouse to store it in. You will be informed of my intentions on a need to know basis.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Any initiation tasks ?
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Check it yourself ya lazy c..t
*edited 20 Dec 2011 21:46
im in id like to nominate myself for lord of the sup beaters
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: Cave's
Any initiation tasks ?
Cave's I need you to procure 14.2 million hypodermic syringes. Find somewhere to hide them and await further instruction.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
7 of them out at sumner at 7.30 this morning it was flat and it still buged me.
I'll sign brother spud
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I know a guy who has one and he thinks i'm sound. I secretly hate him but my position of trust could help with infiltration.
Originally posted by: Jabes
*edited 20 Dec 2011 21:46
im in id like to nominate myself for lord of the sup beaters
Nomination seconded. Jabes you are in charge of the Anti-SUP goon squad. I need you to procure 50000 military grade truncheons, 25000 stab proof vests, an Antonov heavy lift transport plane, 4.9km of razor wire and a small toy mouse. Bring them round to my house by 4pm tomorrow along with any smoking hot babes you may have at hand.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
i have all the above apart from the mouse would my dog dressed as a mouse do? i have the missus here so can bring a smoking hot babe too and her sister is staying here as well
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: downsouth
I know a guy who has one and he thinks i'm sound. I secretly hate him but my position of trust could help with infiltration.
Downsouth, you are in charge of covert-ops. I need you to procure some night vision equipment, a submarine, an industrial printing press, 3.8 tons of paper and a Roman style catapult.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: jelly
7 of them out at sumner at 7.30 this morning it was flat and it still buged me.
I'll sign brother spud
Jelly, you are in charge of our forward observation scout team. You'll need a broadcast quality video camera, a LAV (light armoured vehicle) and a VHF radio set.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Cave's
Any initiation tasks ?
Cave's I need you to procure 14.2 million hypodermic syringes. Find somewhere to hide them and await further instruction.
I can be of assistance here. Access to needles is easily done without suspicion. Type 1 diabetes does have its advantages
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Check it yourself ya lazy c..t
Originally posted by: Jabes
i have all the above apart from the mouse would my dog dressed as a mouse do? i have the missus here so can bring a smoking hot babe too and her sister is staying here as well
I guess your dog will have to do. These are desperate times. Make sure your smoking hot babes are wearing anti SUP regalia.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Cave'sOriginally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Cave's
Any initiation tasks ?
Cave's I need you to procure 14.2 million hypodermic syringes. Find somewhere to hide them and await further instruction.
I can be of assistance here. Access to needles is easily done without suspicion. Type 1 diabetes does have its advantages
The fact that you gave yourself type 1 diabetes as a cover story for your procurement task has not gone unnoticed by the SUP haters of the world committee. Further promotion within our ranks is likely.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Right, well I'm off to Japan to procure 14000 robotic arms. See you all tomorrow.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
I believe in the cause Commodore...
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Check it yourself ya lazy c..t
*edited 20 Dec 2011 22:17
I'll be the scapegoat, everyone blames the black guy anyway and im willing to sacrifice what little freedom my people have achieved in the last 200 years to stamp out this epidemic of stupid (fat & balding generally) delusional surf perverts..
To arms brothers!!
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www.heavywater.co.nz
I got the dungeons primed.
Could I suggest you all shave your heads and get 'my brothers not a sweeper' tattooed across your chests so that the Sup's of the world can easily identify and fear you.
Hate filled Racist eradication groups are much more effective when the general population is aware of their cause
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www.finaltouch.co.nz Keeping your car shiny so that you can impress the ladies in the car park.
As head of Covert-OPS, I reject this idea. A futile attempt to bring us into the limelight and make us targets. Next thing theres a dozen 50 year old men with paddles trying it on with one of us. I'll go Tony Ja on that sh1t
What you don't realize is that currently all that is feared is a bunch of websites with syringes. That's pretty much what anyone fears once you venture past Pt Chev anyway so you're going to have to up the game gentlemen.
Sup haters Pffffftttt.....
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www.finaltouch.co.nz Keeping your car shiny so that you can impress the ladies in the car park.
Signed SNAP 21/12/11
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I'll sign once my shoulder heals. Injuries received when a stray SUP took me out.
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I like to surf. Always have, always will.
Glad to hear you like the fins BP 
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Pipe Fins.New Zealand best,Since 2009.
pipefins would be more popular if they were more normal. not a criticsim just reality
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I'm in. There are a number of gizzy SUPers I would like taken out
father ted, Jutah getting serious as lol sounding like roy, must be an age thing
I am prepared to bring a midic*m of hate down on the sup world.... we'll see how that goes- if needs be I can envoke the "end of days full hate" scenario, but I am mindful of bring the juice to early.
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*edited 21 Dec 2011 13:07
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
father ted, Jutah getting serious as lol sounding like roy, must be an age thing
??? Your probably older than me BC. Noted though. I promise to lighten up
Can I have some sort of nose sharpening role?
hey spud i have a great term to send to all the sup riders of the world we could get t shirts printed with it on them
-deine mutter schwizt beim kacken
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Chairman of the sub 1000
all sup riders do not have imports for gfriends jabes and if they did they wouldnt be all swede or whatever it's language is.
Just rarking dont mind me, we still tight.
Originally posted by: J_Utah
*edited 21 Dec 2011 13:07
*edited 21 Dec 2011 13:07Originally posted by: bionic chronic
father ted, Jutah getting serious as lol sounding like roy, must be an age thing
??? Your probably older than me BC. Noted though. I promise to lighten up
Can I have some sort of nose sharpening role?
yeah, I am 'young at heart'. No wonder you made no sense during the political debate, you are a teen.
its german BC and its apparently quite the insult!
basic translation is your mother sweats when she poos
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Chairman of the sub 1000
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Words fail me regarding this sad spectacle:
2:42
Your text to link here... [youtube.com]
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"A foolish faith in authority is the worst enemy of truth" - Albert Einstein
I want a SUP!!
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#??? of SUB1000
its like walking in on your grandparents having sexy embarrassing and a little heartbreak for all involved
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: dmand
I want a SUP!!
of course you do dmand, you probably also crave a good boning by sonny bill williams...
just saying....
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www.heavywater.co.nz
Originally posted by: SNAP
Signed SNAP 21/12/11
SNAP, you are in charge of propaganda. Your assignment for the holidays is to read "1984" by George Orwell.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
here is a website that will assist in propaganda techniques
DPRK society [sites.google.com]
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Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than a comfortable bed unfree.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
I got the dungeons primed.
BC you are in charge of SUP "re-education".
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: SNAP
Signed SNAP 21/12/11
SNAP, you are in charge of propaganda. Your assignment for the holidays is to read "1984" by George Orwell.
Already have. What next?
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Hope you Aucklanders have a great summer....cos I know the sup-ers will
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#??? of SUB1000
Originally posted by: Mr Statik
*edited 20 Dec 2011 22:17
I'll be the scapegoat, everyone blames the black guy anyway and im willing to sacrifice what little freedom my people have achieved in the last 200 years to stamp out this epidemic of stupid (fat & balding generally) delusional surf perverts..
To arms brothers!!
Every movement needs a martyr Statik. Your passing will galvanize the supporters of SHOTWU and ensure final victory.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SNAPOriginally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: SNAP
Signed SNAP 21/12/11
SNAP, you are in charge of propaganda. Your assignment for the holidays is to read "1984" by George Orwell.
Already have. What next?
We need to you correct the historical Surf.co forum records using Ministry of Truth techniques (the altered quote technique) to show the utter moral backwardness of SUPs. You will be required to show how Big Brother (me) was able to predict the SUP menace many years before and how I am in possession of an infallible plan for the final victory. Better get to work. Time is short.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Jabes
hey spud i have a great term to send to all the sup riders of the world we could get t shirts printed with it on them
-deine mutter schwizt beim kacken
Since you are an expert in such things you job now is to get 4.8 million t-shirts with deine mutter schwizt beim kacken printed on them and distribute them amongst the worldwide SHOTWU fraternity.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: backhander
I'll sign once my shoulder heals. Injuries received when a stray SUP took me out.
Martyred for the cause. I propose retaliation to avenge your injuries. Any suggestions?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: 2020
I am prepared to bring a midic*m of hate down on the sup world.... we'll see how that goes- if needs be I can envoke the "end of days full hate" scenario, but I am mindful of bring the juice to early.
There needs to be a continuous and unremitting build up of hate Comrade 2020. The inevitable end-time for the global SUP menace will occur at the pinnacle of this process. Your path will be a rocky one 20, with many faces stabbed, perhaps even your own at times, but we will prevail.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 21 Dec 2011 19:13
Originally posted by: toaster
here is a website that will assist in propaganda techniques
DPRK society [sites.google.com]
We are already being ably assisted by propaganda experts within the North Korean regime. They are rather busy at present but their help has proven invaluable.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart
*edited 21 Dec 2011 16:45
*edited 21 Dec 2011 16:43
Words fail me regarding this sad spectacle:
2:42
Your text to link here... [youtube.com]
Comrade Roy, thank you for your enlightening contribution. Your moral support in regards to our most righteous cause is most welcome. Would you consider more involvement? We still have numerous positions available within our organization.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Reporting for duty Commodore Spud. Awaiting orders sir...
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Check it yourself ya lazy c..t
*edited 21 Dec 2011 19:55
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Roy_Stuart
*edited 21 Dec 2011 16:45
*edited 21 Dec 2011 16:43
Words fail me regarding this sad spectacle:
2:42
Your text to link here... [youtube.com]
Comrade Roy, thank you for your enlightening contribution. Your moral support in regards to our most righteous cause is most welcome. Would you consider more involvement? We still have numerous positions available within our organization.
Cool
What have you got ?
I've been working against the menace for some time now ( feel free to express anti SUP sentiment on my video below)
SUPs THE AWFUL TRUTH [youtube.com]
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"A foolish faith in authority is the worst enemy of truth" - Albert Einstein