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Ali-G is a fruit loop. Strangle Bruno NOW!
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If you don't like my fire don't come around.
Kill Sacha Baron Cohen too...
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If you don't like my fire don't come around.
quite funny though...and blunt, Sacha is a genius, rarked you by being.
eastbourne is for shoreboys i heard
u working short days krank?
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SNAP awards
Last time i checked, lions live on the savannah, not the jungle.
..in the jungle..the mighty jungle the what sleeps tonight?
a wimmaway a wimmaway.... you know the rest...
Originally posted by: krank
eastbourne is for shoreboys i heard
You heard wrong.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
The world belongs to The Shoreboys. We are the global shadow government. Nobody makes a move without approval from The Global League of Extraordinary Shore Boys.
what if they are busy with the 1000year storm at milford?
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Waterproof BlackBerry. Governance by proxy in the tech age. Say no more.
but it could be on the verge of 3ft 
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Chairman of the sub 1000
See above, we are the *shadow* government. We have minions in place to placate the plebiscite majority with the illusion of democracy.
Sir Fir you idiot! Stop telling the plebs about our plans for world domination.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
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XXIst sentry scribe
seems to be a slow day on surfco. Whats a rarker to do?
*edited 28 Apr 2010 18:18
things have just picked up krank!
onshore pus down at the shore
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1ft if desperate
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looks to have gone northerly again
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woohoo...half a millenium for the eternal "shore boys"
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That's OK spud, the SHore Boys along with the International Concrete Slipper Consortium can just label any dissenters as 'conspiracy theorists' or, if they cause too much trouble 'terrorists'. It's a chess game and the plebiscite majority will shortly be in check-mate.
Mind you, Comrade Spudnick you have outed yourself to the plebs and have qualified for the finest concrete slippers available, to be worn at P-Land.
What's your size?
Size one million. You'll have some big shoes to fill once I'm gone.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Also the water's so full of leaves and the like at P-Land at the moment that I'd probably float anyway.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Hey Krank, where are you? Random's kicking our 4ss! Maybe we have to start a conspiracy theory discussion to boost ratings?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 23 Jan 2010 14:28
hmmm indeed
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Chairman of the sub 1000
shore come on up use the elehater
hmm...was that you on the grassy knoll spud?
That changes everything
Nah, that was Greg Knoll smoking grass.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Then size 1 million it is
We'll be down shortly for a fitting.
The International Shore Boy Concrete Slipper Consortium thanks you for the heads up re: the state of P-Land.
More updates are forthcoming.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
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Your post is greatly appreciated and duly noted brother B.C. When the revolution comes I'll be sure to put in a good word for you with sir fer. Mind you I might not be around fot that much longer if he ever gets round to making tose concrete shoes for me.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
They're *slippers* Spud,not shoes. I'm not sure you appreciate the honour being bestowed upon you here. The International Concrete Slipper Consortium in cooperation with the International League of Shore Boys takes this heinous trangression very seriously and will be delivering a final verdict and decision shortly. For shame, comrade Spiud, for shame...
hmmm i have some self saucing chocolate pudding that needs attending too mmmmmm
yes roy sugar is evil
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Chairman of the sub 1000
You'll be a shoe in for foundation member of ConcReef INC when it's finally underway Mr Spud.
Anyway, came across this in the latest surfing life...
They're starting to take this sentiment a bit to far methinks.
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www.finaltouch.co.nz Keeping your car shiny so that you can impress the ladies in the car park.
Originally posted by: Jabes
hmmm i have some self saucing chocolate pudding that needs attending too mmmmmm
yes roy sugar is evil
well, sugar is the number one killer amongst the western society.
eat ya heart out.
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XXIst sentry scribe
No religion is. Jabes, your a hipppocrite. Try a face transplant, might help, you freak.
Originally posted by: sir fer
They're *slippers* Spud,not shoes. I'm not sure you appreciate the honour being bestowed upon you here. The International Concrete Slipper Consortium in cooperation with the International League of Shore Boys takes this heinous trangression very seriously and will be delivering a final verdict and decision shortly. For shame, comrade Spiud, for shame...
Comrade sir fir, why would you denounce one of the founding fathers of the revolution? I'm starting to wonder if you are in league with the unpatriotic evil that is Random posts.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Father Ted
You'll be a shoe in for foundation member of ConcReef INC when it's finally underway Mr Spud.
Anyway, came across this in the latest surfing life...
They're starting to take this sentiment a bit to far methinks.
No comrade, they are not taking things too far. I would have cut the paddle up into at least two more pieces. Also the size of the pieces of the board too closely resemble that of the dreaded booger. I would suggest employing the services of a wood chipper to finish the job.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
...or fire Spud, as a deterant to others.
Originally posted by: seekaOriginally posted by: Jabes
hmmm i have some self saucing chocolate pudding that needs attending too mmmmmm
yes roy sugar is evil
well, sugar is the number one killer amongst the western society.
eat ya heart out.
By the way comrade seeka, have you ever visited any of the anti 911 conspiracy sites?
He he, Spud's very clever plan to increase the post count of Shore Boys
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Spud
Hey Krank, where are you? Random's kicking our 4ss! Maybe we have to start a conspiracy theory discussion to boost ratings?
Im still here. Random wont be kicking much ass for much longer!
Have you been watching defiance comrade spud? Good movie
Negatory comrade Krank, I have not been watching that movie. It's been a bit tricky with the baby; ie the choice between surf and movies in regards to my limited amount of spare time has been easy to make!
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Spud
By the way comrade seeka, have you ever visited any of the anti 911 conspiracy sites?
evil ploy Spud..but your complex mind tricks won't work on me.
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XXIst sentry scribe
Who says I'm using mind tricks to get you to check out those sites? Maybe I'm a CIA operative who really doesn't want you to check out the anti conspiracy sites since the real conspiracy was to make people think that there was a conspiracy in order to protect the interests of the global religious multi-faith network who control the CIA as well as earthquakes? Wasn't that what Nostadamus was really on about in his coded reference to the secret Confucian code? In fact I bet there's a You-Tube clip about that somewhere if you look hard enough.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 25 Jan 2010 18:56
okay....i'l go have a gander.
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Spud did you score nelson when you were down those ways? You did aye.
Score good waves in nelson
Did nelson touch you in a bad way when you were down BC
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Yeah, I got lucky last time I was down there.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
is that some were near nelson ? you dont have to answer stright away.
looks like magnet bay
You'll need the SUP's in the revoloution Spud. We're a but like the special forces. Lots of people talk about us but in reality very few are qualified to comment.
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www.finaltouch.co.nz Keeping your car shiny so that you can impress the ladies in the car park.
Fark which bay was that spud? Is that crankanite cables?
Disappointing shore boys, very disappointing.
fark