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Shore Boys
My brother lives on the Shore. Does that count?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
no, proxies do not count.
*edited 08 Nov 2009 16:37
What about when I go and stay with him over Christmas and surf Takapuna?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Spud
*edited 08 Nov 2009 16:37
What about when I go and stay with him over Christmas and surf Takapuna?
the phrase "surf Takapuna" is an oxymoron. And you would be mad to surf there with all the stormwater runoff and untreated pollution, not to mention the rampant virulent puffer fish and tasty sea slugs.
Shore Boy = you live on the shore. Your brother is a shore boy but you aren't unless you take up permanent residence. And frankly why would you? Apart from the low crime rate there is nothing to recommend it.
Well I surfed there once. I just thought "Shore Boy" was a badge of honour is all.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
You're welcome at Tamaki Reef Spud, we have reciprocation arrangements with many of NZ's lesser known or non existant surf spots.
For a small gratuity (koha) I can hook you up with a summer pass, and let you in one the code word (to prevent any unpleasantness from the locals.)
Sweet. How much does it cost?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Well its not cheap man, and you wouldn't expect it to be- but a six pack of speights distinction, plus a bacon burnout and fries from Burger Fuel will get you along way down the track to full membership.
Where do I send the stuff?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
whats that ahoreboy
Originally posted by: Spud
Well I surfed there once. I just thought "Shore Boy" was a badge of honour is all.
Were you not informed by the committee that I am the sole judge on these matters? I'll be having words with them...
being a shore boy is no badge of honour spud in fact quite the opposite there even used to be a sign up at oneils, which in the interest of room simply said "No Taka's" but the sentiment applied to anyone from the shore 
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the shore sux.
it does have some extreamly sexy woman though...
thats cause all the guys are quite effeminate so tend to have doubley female girls 
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: Jabes
being a shore boy is no badge of honour spud in fact quite the opposite there even used to be a sign up at oneils, which in the interest of room simply said "No Taka's" but the sentiment applied to anyone from the shore
Looks like I've been misled then.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
fewer insecure christains over here so that's always a good thing too...note this thread is called "shore boys", not "ghey westies".
As an overseas location the shore has much going for it...the food is good and they speak english quite well, and as krank pointed out (quite correctly) the shore ladies are obliging to a well timed advance- these people are not complete savages though- so caution is advised least the male of the species be lurking near by. They are often aggressive and easily provoked into street racing.
Waves can infrequently be found following, or during, onshore storm conditions during the monsoon (summer) months. Once the wind swings offshore good waves can be found at most beachies, points and reefs that will often last for several minutes to half an hour before reverting to their more usual mill pound state.
Other than beer, fast food, and loose women- the shore has little to recommend it as a surf location.
The shore is the sort of place people admit to, rather than brag about, surfing.
you also may notice that this thread is not called "Surfing on the Shore", because as you have so correctly observed there is little to recommend it as a surfing location.
You also forgot to mention the inordinate amount of sh1t in the water and the puffer fish and toxic sea slugs that populate the region.
Originally posted by: 2020
Other than beer, fast food, and loose women- the shore has little to recommend it as a surf location.
Looks like the only thing missing from that list is waves. 'tis a shame.
Originally posted by: sir fer
fewer insecure christains over here so that's always a good thing too...note this thread is called "shore boys", not "ghey westies".
and yet the only one throwing the insecure tag around on the whole BB is you what does that say?
Still as a christian at least im happy with life and myself. Nothing but poisoned hatred driping from your lips over the last few years so your obviously in a far better place than the rest of us
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: 2020
As an overseas location the shore has much going for it...the food is good and they speak english quite well, and as krank pointed out (quite correctly) the shore ladies are obliging to a well timed advance- these people are not complete savages though- so caution is advised least the male of the species be lurking near by. They are often aggressive and easily provoked into street racing.
Waves can infrequently be found following, or during, onshore storm conditions during the monsoon (summer) months. Once the wind swings offshore good waves can be found at most beachies, points and reefs that will often last for several minutes to half an hour before reverting to their more usual mill pound state.
Other than beer, fast food, and loose women- the shore has little to recommend it as a surf location.
The shore is the sort of place people admit to, rather than brag about, surfing.
You should write for Lonely Planet.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
He does have quite a talent...
Just worked a 12 hour day im rooted.
yeah imagine how much of a dork he is
*edited 12 Nov 2009 14:07
Originally posted by: Jabes
and yet the only one throwing the insecure tag around on the whole BB is you what does that say?
It says that you have a selective memory....check the 'real surfers' thread
Still as a christian at least im happy with life and myself. Nothing but poisoned hatred driping from your lips over the last few years so your obviously in a far better place than the rest of us
ROFL!
Dont see where I called anyone insecure on that thread, but im pretty sure you did.
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Chairman of the sub 1000
*edited 12 Nov 2009 15:52
i bet you're "pretty sure" of all sorts of things that have no basis in reality...
Ah Jabes, as if being a christian is gonna solve any problems, it just adds to the pressure of life...Christianity is control and proof-less. would you turned the other cheek if I slapped you jabes? cause I would slap the other twice as hard.
It doesnt worry me too much if you slapped me id prob slap you back then feel bad about it later
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Chairman of the sub 1000
That's an interesting proposition there Bionic. I reckon if that scenario were to eventuate you'd be the loser. Gandhi put this theory to the test and ended up defeating the British empire without ever firing a shot.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
He got slapped plenty tho and ended up on the receiving end of a bullet.
never a good thing to be recieving
*edited 13 Nov 2009 18:58
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Originally posted by: sir fer
He got slapped plenty tho and ended up on the receiving end of a bullet.
Yeah but that bullet wasn't fired by a Brit.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
nothing to do with wars spud, its about a gangly christain getting slapped up. Jabes you would die.
Spud, are you going against me?? what the fark, you like jabes? he is a dippy f@ggot
bc v jabes. id say jabes would own you bc. just saying.
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Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Spud, are you going against me?? what the fark, you like jabes? he is a dippy f@ggot
Wouldn't dream of it brother. Just a small rark for old times sake.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
hmm yeah my money would go on jabes hes knocked me down afew times
All work and no good surf makes krank a dull boy.
watched the shining the other week epic movie haha
ah what a sweet taste the 100 post on shoreboys v.4 is
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Chairman of the sub 1000
*edited 14 Nov 2009 14:44
Originally posted by: Spud
Yeah but that bullet wasn't fired by a Brit.
So? The means and the end were the same.
Also, who orchestrated the firing of said bullet?
ah what a sweet taste the 100 poos on shoreboys v.4 is
what an awesome achievement.
your so negative sir fer. still angry wayfarer doesnt like you anymore?
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So are you snap, in your own way. Who the fark would want to be wavefairy's friend anyway? you better go to church tomorrow too
Originally posted by: SNAP
your so negative sir fer. still angry wayfarer doesnt like you anymore?
What happened to you SNAP? You used to be way funnier before jesus ate your soul.
Oh wait, no you didn't.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
So are you snap, in your own way. Who the fark would want to be wavefairy's friend anyway? you better go to church tomorrow too
you need it more than i bc. God doesnt agree with the same sex marriage you and sir fer are having
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Rock on SB1K
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SNAPOriginally posted by: bionic chronic
So are you snap, in your own way. Who the fark would want to be wavefairy's friend anyway? you better go to church tomorrow too
you need it more than i bc. God doesnt agree with the same sex marriage you and sir fer are having
How come I wasn't invited to the wedding?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SNAP
you need it more than i bc. God doesnt agree with the same sex marriage you and sir fer are having
weak.
God agrees alright its humans that get it twisted you fartbubble.
I got an invite sent to me from BC but sorry bro i dont think i will be attending...
How come you got invited and I didn't? 
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 17 Apr 2010 00:57
will this work?
shippies shippies shippies wooot wooot
speaking of footage wheres nicks footage must be the happiest moment of his life realising that had gone
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Chairman of the sub 1000
your a nerd Jabes, must have a sh1t life to worry about footage off some dude all day long. I bet surfing is the only cool activity you do aye jabes...calm down it aint indo
hows whakatane ?
Flat ??
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Chairman of the sub 1000
shippies is so sick. I would be foaming at the mouth up there today.
yup on my way up soon
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
your a nerd Jabes, must have a sh1t life to worry about footage off some dude all day long.
Spot on i reckon.
*edited 17 Nov 2009 10:28
and who said i was worried i read above about footage and thought hmm thats right nick still hasnt got any up there
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Chairman of the sub 1000
*edited 17 Nov 2009 14:15
I have just returned from Wellington, and what I saw there chilled me to the bone...literally
I saw mighty rollers steaming in from the south held up by hurricane strength Northerlies sending tremendous white manes of spume arcing high overhead - from my vantage point high above Seatoun- the reefs and beaches of Pencarrow looked dangerous and lonely places for a man to be.
As i drank coffee and consumned date scones I wondered if the water was as cold as it really looked- and if somewhere on the far coast Spud was carving up some god-forsaken deserted face with workman like precsion, at peace deep within himself as the ocean smashed itself against the dark and unforgiving rocks.
The scones were good....but all to soon they were consumed, and it was time to go.