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Jabes
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Posted: 17 Jan 2012 23:07      quote | report

joke courtesy of a rep


: how do you know you're at a gay bbq






= all the sausages taste like sh1t!


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Battery
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Posted: 17 Jan 2012 23:10      quote | report

Originally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep


: how do you know you're at a gay bbq






= all the sausages taste like sh1t!


He wont last long as a rep going into surf-shops with gay jokes

 

brighton_pumps
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Posted: 19 Jan 2012 19:58      quote | report

Originally posted by: Mattery
Originally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep


: how do you know you're at a gay bbq






= all the sausages taste like sh1t!


He wont last long as a rep going into surf-shops with gay jokes

one wonders if its a joke or personal experience

 

Spud
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Posted: 20 Jan 2012 6:36      quote | report

Maybe the rep's gay.


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Spud
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Posted: 20 Jan 2012 6:38      quote | report

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNDPzpreaow [youtube.com]


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Spud
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Posted: 27 Jan 2012 19:13      quote | report

Originally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep


: how do you know you're at a gay bbq

Mmmm, sausages.




= all the sausages taste like sh1t!


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Spud
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Posted: 31 Jan 2012 20:10      quote | report

Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
Originally posted by: Spud
Indeed Jabes indeed indeed.

hey spud now the old forums are archived maybe you can have the old shoreboys added to this one. you know history and all that


Good idea.


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Spud
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Posted: 06 Feb 2012 21:43      quote | report

I'm a lone voice in the wilderness.


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Jabes
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Posted: 06 Feb 2012 22:16      quote | report

like a passing ship in the night


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tubenet
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Posted: 07 Feb 2012 7:32      quote | report

Originally posted by: Battery
Originally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep


: how do you know you're at a gay bbq






= all the sausages taste like sh1t!


He wont last long as a rep going into surf-shops with gay jokes

Haha that's funny cos there are a few "surf shops" owned by gays in the BOP. Serious.


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Battery
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Posted: 07 Feb 2012 7:53      quote | report

You in the know tubenuts

 

bionic chronic
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Posted: 07 Feb 2012 10:24      quote | report

yes, we have sampled them.

 

Spud
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 16:52      quote | report

I have decided that in order to preserve this topic I will only post my photos here from now on.


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Spud
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 16:53      quote | report

That is of course assuming that people will actually want to look at them.


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Jabes
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 17:09      quote | report

well ifs its the collection of your nudes i dont care how tasteful and "arty" they are i think the Heyoo christchurchians will be a better topic for it.


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krank
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 17:19      quote | report

post.

 

Jabes
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 17:20      quote | report



heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too


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Jabes
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 17:32      quote | report

ok here is a few more for you spud a few in indo at a place not many would have surfed



the rest round bali






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Jabes
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 17:34      quote | report

and last one


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Spud
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 17:37      quote | report

Lombok?


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Battery
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 17:40      quote | report

^ yes

 

Jabes
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 18:31      quote | report

No


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Battery
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 19:20      quote | report

Come on Jabba, 1st shot is Lombok

 

Jabes
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Posted: 08 Feb 2012 22:08      quote | report

nah its not my good man! bout 3 islands over


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tubenet
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Posted: 09 Feb 2012 8:53      quote | report

*edited 09 Feb 2012 08:54

Originally posted by: Jabes


heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too

It hasn't broken like that for a while, well at least the last couple of times I've been there.


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krank
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Posted: 09 Feb 2012 13:27      quote | report

haha for some reason i thought spud had posted that and it was his local coz it looked like a certain peak with that inside right.

 

Spud
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Posted: 09 Feb 2012 13:51      quote | report

It's a pretty nice photo at any rate.


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krank
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Posted: 09 Feb 2012 15:08      quote | report

can say i have had anything like that for a very long time

 

Jabes
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Posted: 09 Feb 2012 15:19      quote | report

Originally posted by: tubenet
*edited 09 Feb 2012 08:54
Originally posted by: Jabes


heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too

It hasn't broken like that for a while, well at least the last couple of times I've been there.


really was like that for most of last week and weekend


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Spud
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Posted: 10 Feb 2012 21:27      quote | report

Sick.


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krank
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Posted: 10 Feb 2012 22:05      quote | report

the west coast doesnt like me at the moment, always going at the wrong time it seems

 

Spud
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Posted: 20 Feb 2012 20:56      quote | report

Try high tide.


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tubenet
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 8:10      quote | report

Originally posted by: Jabes
Originally posted by: tubenet
*edited 09 Feb 2012 08:54
Originally posted by: Jabes


heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too

It hasn't broken like that for a while, well at least the last couple of times I've been there.


really was like that for most of last week and weekend

I hate you


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 9:40      quote | report

if only you did for real ..sigh..

 

Jabes
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 10:49      quote | report

dont worry bc one day the hate will grow strong in him and he will rise up and defeat us all


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 10:57      quote | report

too much brown nosing ego stroking f@ggotry going on here

 

toaster
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 19:57      quote | report

stuff [stuff.co.nz]


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krank
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 21:55      quote | report

hahahah. finally had a few good surfs and it only took 6 months!

 

Spud
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 21:56      quote | report

Originally posted by: toaster
stuff [stuff.co.nz]


How dare they use our offices!?


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Jabes
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Posted: 21 Feb 2012 22:01      quote | report

i blame freshie


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Spud
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Posted: 22 Feb 2012 17:59      quote | report

I guess it's one of the problems associated with using a public toilet for an office.


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Jabes
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Posted: 24 Feb 2012 13:53      quote | report


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Spud
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Posted: 24 Feb 2012 14:22      quote | report

If you could train a rooster to ride that donkey then you'd have a c0ck riding an 4ss.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 25 Feb 2012 10:22      quote | report

well done, did you make that up yourself?

 

krank
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Posted: 25 Feb 2012 16:15      quote | report

you know a waves heavy when you can see the shadow under the lip from a satalite image...

 

krank
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Posted: 25 Feb 2012 16:27      quote | report

10 most dangerous waves in the world [surfingatlas.com]

there ya go doug young

 

bionic chronic
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Posted: 26 Feb 2012 11:30      quote | report

Originally posted by: krank
you know a waves heavy when you can see the shadow under the lip from a satalite image...


90 foot monsters of the deep, well done krankanite.

 

Spud
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Posted: 26 Feb 2012 12:42      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
well done, did you make that up yourself?


Yep, that's a Spud special right there.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 26 Feb 2012 15:16      quote | report

youre fullon dude.

 

Spud
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Posted: 09 Mar 2012 11:27      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
youre fullon dude.


I'm fullon.


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krank
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Posted: 09 Mar 2012 13:11      quote | report

hes mirin

 

Freshie
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Posted: 09 Mar 2012 13:52      quote | report

Originally posted by: Jabes
i blame freshie



Police and Auckland Council are working together to stop men meeting up in Gribblehurst Park, near the Edendale Bowling Club and Westfield St Lukes, following a string of complaints before Christmas.

''It's not like K Rd but it's obviously more than you would expect to be hanging around the bowling club area,'' police spokesman Gary Allc ock said at the time.

sounds like your neck of the woods jabes.
Im highly suspicious of a guy called Allc ock...sounds like a setup to me.


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Spud
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Posted: 10 Mar 2012 19:15      quote | report

^WTF?


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Battery
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Posted: 10 Mar 2012 19:24      quote | report

I know I'm going to laughed at, but I am rural and lived far to long abroad and I have missed out on what a shore boy is? Someone from the north shore of Auckland? but there must be more...

 

Jabes
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Posted: 11 Mar 2012 9:02      quote | report

Originally posted by: Freshie
Originally posted by: Jabes
i blame freshie



Police and Auckland Council are working together to stop men meeting up in Gribblehurst Park, near the Edendale Bowling Club and Westfield St Lukes, following a string of complaints before Christmas.

''It's not like K Rd but it's obviously more than you would expect to be hanging around the bowling club area,'' police spokesman Gary Allc ock said at the time.

sounds like your neck of the woods jabes.
Im highly suspicious of a guy called Allc ock...sounds like a setup to me.


good 30min drive from my place only reason to be near saint lukes is the new motorway to get to the airport!


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Jabes
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Posted: 11 Mar 2012 9:03      quote | report

and yes battery that is what a shore boy is


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krank
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Posted: 14 Mar 2012 10:46      quote | report

Shore boys has been on this page for far too long.

In other news bear gyrlls and man vs wild shows have been axed

 

Spud
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Posted: 14 Mar 2012 11:06      quote | report

His formula was getting a bit tired Krank.


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downsouth
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Posted: 14 Mar 2012 11:11      quote | report

That latest stuff was just stupid. What started as an interesting look into how you could survive in harsh climates turned into - I need to travel 2km and find the most dangerous, reckless and shocking way to complete it. Preferably with urine involved.

 

krank
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Posted: 14 Mar 2012 11:40      quote | report

man vs wild nz [youtube.com]

 
 

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