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joke courtesy of a rep
: how do you know you're at a gay bbq
= all the sausages taste like sh1t!
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep
: how do you know you're at a gay bbq
= all the sausages taste like sh1t!
He wont last long as a rep going into surf-shops with gay jokes
Originally posted by: MatteryOriginally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep
: how do you know you're at a gay bbq
= all the sausages taste like sh1t!
He wont last long as a rep going into surf-shops with gay jokes![]()
one wonders if its a joke or personal experience
Maybe the rep's gay.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNDPzpreaow [youtube.com]
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep
: how do you know you're at a gay bbq
Mmmm, sausages.
= all the sausages taste like sh1t!
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: Spud
Indeed Jabes indeed indeed.
hey spud now the old forums are archived maybe you can have the old shoreboys added to this one. you know history and all that
Good idea.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
I'm a lone voice in the wilderness.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
like a passing ship in the night
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: BatteryOriginally posted by: Jabes
joke courtesy of a rep
: how do you know you're at a gay bbq
= all the sausages taste like sh1t!
He wont last long as a rep going into surf-shops with gay jokes![]()
Haha that's funny cos there are a few "surf shops" owned by gays in the BOP. Serious.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
You in the know tubenuts![]()
yes, we have sampled them.
I have decided that in order to preserve this topic I will only post my photos here from now on.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
That is of course assuming that people will actually want to look at them. ![]()
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
well ifs its the collection of your nudes i dont care how tasteful and "arty" they are i think the Heyoo christchurchians will be a better topic for it.
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Chairman of the sub 1000
post.
heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too
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Chairman of the sub 1000
ok here is a few more for you spud a few in indo at a place not many would have surfed
the rest round bali

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Chairman of the sub 1000
and last one

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Chairman of the sub 1000
Lombok?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
^ yes
No ![]()
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Come on Jabba, 1st shot is Lombok
nah its not my good man! bout 3 islands over
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Chairman of the sub 1000
*edited 09 Feb 2012 08:54
Originally posted by: Jabes![]()
heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too
It hasn't broken like that for a while, well at least the last couple of times I've been there.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
haha for some reason i thought spud had posted that and it was his local coz it looked like a certain peak with that inside right.
It's a pretty nice photo at any rate.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
can say i have had anything like that for a very long time
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Originally posted by: tubenet
*edited 09 Feb 2012 08:54Originally posted by: Jabes![]()
heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too
It hasn't broken like that for a while, well at least the last couple of times I've been there.
really was like that for most of last week and weekend
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Sick.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
the west coast doesnt like me at the moment, always going at the wrong time it seems ![]()
Try high tide. ![]()
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: JabesOriginally posted by: tubenet
*edited 09 Feb 2012 08:54Originally posted by: Jabes![]()
heres one of the local on a fun day 2nd surf i took my missus on before she was my missus too
It hasn't broken like that for a while, well at least the last couple of times I've been there.
really was like that for most of last week and weekend
I hate you
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
if only you did for real ..sigh..
dont worry bc one day the hate will grow strong in him and he will rise up and defeat us all
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Chairman of the sub 1000
too much brown nosing ego stroking f@ggotry going on here
stuff [stuff.co.nz]
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Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than a comfortable bed unfree.
hahahah. finally had a few good surfs and it only took 6 months!
Originally posted by: toaster
stuff [stuff.co.nz]
How dare they use our offices!?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
i blame freshie
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Chairman of the sub 1000
I guess it's one of the problems associated with using a public toilet for an office.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.

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Chairman of the sub 1000
If you could train a rooster to ride that donkey then you'd have a c0ck riding an 4ss.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
well done, did you make that up yourself?
you know a waves heavy when you can see the shadow under the lip from a satalite image...

Originally posted by: krank
you know a waves heavy when you can see the shadow under the lip from a satalite image...
90 foot monsters of the deep, well done krankanite.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
well done, did you make that up yourself?
Yep, that's a Spud special right there.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
youre fullon dude.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
youre fullon dude.
I'm fullon.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
hes mirin
Originally posted by: Jabes
i blame freshie
Police and Auckland Council are working together to stop men meeting up in Gribblehurst Park, near the Edendale Bowling Club and Westfield St Lukes, following a string of complaints before Christmas.
''It's not like K Rd but it's obviously more than you would expect to be hanging around the bowling club area,'' police spokesman Gary Allc ock said at the time.
sounds like your neck of the woods jabes.
Im highly suspicious of a guy called Allc ock...sounds like a setup to me.
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^WTF? ![]()
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
I know I'm going to laughed at, but I am rural and lived far to long abroad and I have missed out on what a shore boy is? Someone from the north shore of Auckland? but there must be more...
Originally posted by: FreshieOriginally posted by: Jabes
i blame freshie
Police and Auckland Council are working together to stop men meeting up in Gribblehurst Park, near the Edendale Bowling Club and Westfield St Lukes, following a string of complaints before Christmas.
''It's not like K Rd but it's obviously more than you would expect to be hanging around the bowling club area,'' police spokesman Gary Allc ock said at the time.
sounds like your neck of the woods jabes.
Im highly suspicious of a guy called Allc ock...sounds like a setup to me.
good 30min drive from my place only reason to be near saint lukes is the new motorway to get to the airport!
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Chairman of the sub 1000
and yes battery that is what a shore boy is
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Shore boys has been on this page for far too long.
In other news bear gyrlls and man vs wild shows have been axed ![]()
His formula was getting a bit tired Krank.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
That latest stuff was just stupid. What started as an interesting look into how you could survive in harsh climates turned into - I need to travel 2km and find the most dangerous, reckless and shocking way to complete it. Preferably with urine involved.