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I was anonymously sent some of the sub1k secret plans.
$20000 by friday happy hour or I post more
Your text to link here... [darkroastedblend.com]
the tech in action [youtube.com]
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Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than a comfortable bed unfree.
Originally posted by: SpudOkay, but in light of your roller derby experience you are going to have to do the job on roller skates and general roller derby get-up. I'm afraid we can only offer you $1.2 million for the job as we are getting a bit tight on cash.
I'd be delighted. Or Delilah?
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a hui hou
*edited 24 Mar 2011 23:37
Yes, I agree seekage.
Samson will hulk smash you if you don't comply.
Dammit spud when i said i wanted a vehicle run by screwing thats not what i had in mind at all 
im taking away your scone privileges till you get it right
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they have greatly missled you there toaster. commodore spud is overly devious in his ways as is their crazed henchmen hunty. what you may find, my infinity brethren, is that they will track you down and implant a chip in your optic nerve. that way they are able to view all that you do. so, if in the near future you find you have a twitch it has been done...
and I thought I was twitching cause I just cooked hole in my board.
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Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than a comfortable bed unfree.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
spud this tourist aint gonna be associated with the sub 1000, no matter how blinded by love you are.
I have a spare $1.8 Million in a slush fund which I am prepared to give to you if you change your mind.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: toaster
I was anonymously sent some of the sub1k secret plans.
$20000 by friday happy hour or I post more
Your text to link here... [darkroastedblend.com]
the tech in action [youtube.com]
The $20000 should be in your account now toaster. Now would you please send our secret plans back. Thank you.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: Jabes
Dammit spud when i said i wanted a vehicle run by screwing thats not what i had in mind at all
im taking away your scone privileges till you get it right
I am currently developing a new model that utilizes several smoking hot babes.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: toaster
and I thought I was twitching cause I just cooked hole in my board.
By the way, don't try to remove the chip.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: bionic chronic
spud this tourist aint gonna be associated with the sub 1000, no matter how blinded by love you are.
I have a spare $1.8 Million in a slush fund which I am prepared to give to you if you change your mind.
Maybe a delay in payment is necessary, Spud? If you took that 1.8 and sunk it into the power ball jackpot, you'd certainly win the 25 million up for grabs right now. Just think what the committee could do with that.
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a hui hou
Infiltrator! Like a terminator disguised as a human!
The only thing I'm interested in terminating right now are the ants in my yard, BC. Rest easy, and try not to watch too many schwarzenegger films.
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a hui hou
I'm a cop you idiot!
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Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than a comfortable bed unfree.
Not even funny or anything toaster, I retract what I said about you. you d1ck.
did you say something about me? thanks.
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Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than a comfortable bed unfree.
all good man.
9500-wow
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i remember when it all started when it was a young topic with a dream
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Chairman of the sub 1000
This thread dreamt big.
Originally posted by: krank
Lets get this underway and crush the heyooo chch thread to peices.
that was the 1st post for the shore boys part iv and the 10k will read 0
and hayoooooo will be charging on.
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this is just another milestone amongst many for the shoreboys jelly.
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shut up and post on hayyooo or its death to spud.. I have him locked up under my bed
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hmm it doesnt appear that spud has posted today. maybe there is some truth to this claim
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*edited 26 Mar 2011 18:17
thats right I have the Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. and hes not a happy boy.We have had 4 shakes in the last 4hours and he wants to get home asap so whats the trade off for the Sub 1000 armed forces guy and Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. ?
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Originally posted by: jelly
thats right I have the Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. and hes not a happy boy.
Hey Jelly, when are you going to let me out of this gimp box? It's mighty cramped. Also, could you keep the noise down, I'm trying to get some sleep.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 26 Mar 2011 18:24
*edited 26 Mar 2011 18:23
sure is,off to a bbq now ..Ill bring back a dogie bag spud ok later
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pretty nice of you to give spud some net time jelly-you have a heart after all
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Must have an i phone in that box. Don't worry spud we have the sub forces locating your location via stangula....triangulation.
Originally posted by: jelly
*edited 26 Mar 2011 18:17
thats right I have the Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. and hes not a happy boy.We have had 4 shakes in the last 4hours and he wants to get home asap so whats the trade off for the Sub 1000 armed forces guy and Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. ?
Jelly, Spud means no harm. Please free him and accept my offer of BC instead. Think of the fun you'll have together. Let me fetch him for ya...
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a hui hou
shut it..there spud one soss and a half used piece of buttered bread now eat and dont snore ya piece of crap and give me that i phone before things get nasty
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here is the deal shore boys 7000 posts on hayoo0o0o0 before 6pm monday night or he is on top of the pie which will be evenly sheared out if the deal goes down , if not you can kiss Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police good bye
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Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Must have an i phone in that box. Don't worry spud we have the sub forces locating your location via stangula....triangulation.
Thanks BC. I have great faith in the Sub forces.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: grlncrlOriginally posted by: jelly
*edited 26 Mar 2011 18:17
thats right I have the Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. and hes not a happy boy.We have had 4 shakes in the last 4hours and he wants to get home asap so whats the trade off for the Sub 1000 armed forces guy and Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. ?
Jelly, Spud means no harm. Please free him and accept my offer of BC instead. Think of the fun you'll have together. Let me fetch him for ya...
That is a kind offer, but this is a cross I have to bear. Don't worry though, I'm sure the Sub Forces are setting up for a covert operation.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: jelly
*edited 26 Mar 2011 18:24
*edited 26 Mar 2011 18:23
sure is,off to a bbq now ..Ill bring back a dogie bag spud ok later
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Thanks Jelly. Other than the cramped conditions inside this box I must say I have been well treated. Mind you I'm a bit worried about this tight leather outfit you've put me in.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SNAP
pretty nice of you to give spud some net time jelly-you have a heart after all
Yeah, like I said I've been well treated.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: jelly
here is the deal shore boys 7000 posts on hayoo0o0o0 before 6pm monday night or he is on top of the pie which will be evenly sheared out if the deal goes down , if not you can kiss Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police good bye
We do not negotiate with terrorists. The Sub Forces are massing as I speak.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: jelly
shut it..there spud one soss and a half used piece of buttered bread now eat and dont snore ya piece of crap and give me that i phone before things get nasty
Thanks... Yum, nice, thanks. Here's the i-pho----
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
I managed to shake jellies bed in the night and now he in a ball crying for mum. time to escape spud, through the rape dungeons then the basement then home. GO!
give me attention you ba5tards
*edited 27 Mar 2011 11:05
wheres spud and my 7000 posts whats going on here this is not the way it was meant to turn out
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Originally posted by: bionic chronic
I managed to shake jellies bed in the night and now he in a ball crying for mum. time to escape spud, through the rape dungeons then the basement then home. GO!
Sweet. I managed to escape. Thanks to the Sub Force. Scarred for life but ready to resume my duties. How's the tea been since I've been away?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
milky and strangely frothy
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Originally posted by: Jabes
milky and strangely frothy
Sounds dire. Here, try this cuppa for size. Dilmah with a dash of honey and a twist of lemon.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
sh1t tastes like ghb...i like!
I do my best.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
My homebrew is amazing.
Understanding thermodynamics and chemical equilibrium is the key to success.
Originally posted by: krank
Understanding thermodynamics and chemical equilibrium is the key to success.
Sounds like science.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
I wonder if that guy on the SUP got any waves?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: krankyou should purchase one of my mead kits, amazing results. unfortuanatly the beer corporations have stopped it from getting the acclaim it really deserves
My homebrew is amazing.
Originally posted by: krank
Understanding thermodynamics and chemical equilibrium is the key to success.
im impressed krank. what value Q did you use?
my first batch of homebrew was great this one not as good might have to go for a 3rd round this week
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Maaaate, beer is so cheap why the fuk would you bother making manky yeasty tasting home brew?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
For the art of it? We'll have a batch of our own soon.
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my cider is'nt 'bubbling', or i havn't noticed it bubbling. it's in the hotwater cupboard wrapped in blankets...been there over a week. maybe i added too much water?
when alcohol 'bubbles' in that airlock thing..is it rapid type bubbling or more a slow bubble every 10 minutes or sommit?
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