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Originally posted by: Freshie
O point would have been awesome too
I thought about that, and even looked up some footage of it back in the Ivy swell on Youtube. Some dude had posted about how he'd just scored it so I guess that indicates that perhaps it was
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Originally posted by: dr_surf
*edited 01 Feb 2011 20:23
Yellow/Red/White 9'6" Robert August, blue shorts, black rash vest
Got a lot of shortish rights (utilising superb barrel avoidance skills), a couple of long lefts, and one straighthander through the pack when someone fell out of the lip in front of me.
Which one were you?
the only person on a bodyboard..black long arm west springsuit, blue board..took a couple of rights initially but after everyone seemed to start taking them, went for all lefts after..bailed about 10.30ish
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I had a surf in the arvo at milford reef, mid to high tide.
I've never seen so many kooks.
Originally posted by: turtle
I had a surf in the arvo at milford reef, mid to high tide.
I've never seen so many kooks.
It's to be expected, All us kooks want to be known for surfing cyclone swells. I hear that talk of chasing and riding the mighty storm swells is quite a panty dropper around the water cooler.
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Originally posted by: seeka
nice pic GnC, where is that?
on a side note, i heard, or read or saw in a gallery somewhere that sub1k are shirtlifters.
i'm not entirely sure how true this is but felt i should share.
Thank you for your contribution. After looking into this matter the Sub 1000 committee for shirtlifting affairs has found that your information is incorrect. Should you desire to appeal this decision please submit your appeal in writing to the aforementioned committee who will duly pass your submission to the appeals committee for consideration. Please attach cheque for $140.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: turtle
I had a surf in the arvo at milford reef, mid to high tide.
I've never seen so many kooks.
Yeah the kook factor is pretty high round there. Very similar to Lyall Bay on most days.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
i think i'll just accept that you may be correct and save myself the 140 pingas
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XXIst sentry scribe
Originally posted by: grlncrl
No, Spud, not west enough, but a 40 min drive is better than an hour.
Hiya Seeka, that's Muriwai. Not a bad pic for a phone, huh?
Sweet. That's probably the only way to do it up there. On a side note the water was fricken warm out at Takas.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: seeka
i think i'll just accept that you may be correct and save myself the 140 pingas
Are you suggesting that the appeals committee is in some way biased?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 01 Feb 2011 21:07
was it raining at taka's Spud? that would account for the warmth...just like a silent p, as in swimsuit.
i'm suggesting that the entire committee is more corrupt than a corrupt corporation.
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XXIst sentry scribe
and possibly shirt lifters (yet to be determined on a budget)
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XXIst sentry scribe
Originally posted by: turtle
I had a surf in the arvo at milford reef, mid to high tide.
I've never seen so many kooks.
yep i was out there then too! Which kook were u?
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Originally posted by: seeka
*edited 01 Feb 2011 21:07
was it raining at taka's Spud? that would account for the warmth...just like a silent p, as in swimsuit.
i'm suggesting that the entire committee is more corrupt than a corrupt corporation.
No rain, just sunshine and a strong SW wind. I was surfing in boardies.
By the way, I would advise you as your friend to retract your statement regarding the appeals committee. Lawsuits are being drafted as I speak. The Sub 1000 is a highly litigious organization!
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: seeka
and possibly shirt lifters (yet to be determined on a budget)
I thought we'd already covered this. Please refer to the previously discussed decision of the Sub 1000 committee for shirtlifting affairs.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
spud we are getting rather close to 9000 posts!!
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It's just a matter of time brother Freshie. I am hoping to be the one to post the 9000th post, but so long as it is a sub 1000 member I'll be happy.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
boardies are compulsory in aucks in summer. all those that wear suits during that time must be regarded as somewhat poofterish. imo.
in the interests of keeping the peace, i will retract my comment...however, i will be watching my back and do not intend picking up the soap.
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XXIst sentry scribe
Originally posted by: Father TedOriginally posted by: turtle
I had a surf in the arvo at milford reef, mid to high tide.
I've never seen so many kooks.
It's to be expected, All us kooks want to be known for surfing cyclone swells. I hear that talk of chasing and riding the mighty storm swells is quite a panty dropper around the water cooler.
Water cooler? F#^k off, kook. Takapuna Starbucks is where it's at!
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you .
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: grlncrl
No, Spud, not west enough, but a 40 min drive is better than an hour.
Hiya Seeka, that's Muriwai. Not a bad pic for a phone, huh?
Sweet. That's probably the only way to do it up there. On a side note the water was fricken warm out at Takas.
Thats just the thermal energy generated by a few gazillion faecal coliforms. All hail stormwater!
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you .
Originally posted by: dr_surfOriginally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: grlncrl
No, Spud, not west enough, but a 40 min drive is better than an hour.
Hiya Seeka, that's Muriwai. Not a bad pic for a phone, huh?
Sweet. That's probably the only way to do it up there. On a side note the water was fricken warm out at Takas.
Thats just the thermal energy generated by a few gazillion faecal coliforms. All hail stormwater!
Yeah, I was stoked I didn't get an ear infection.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
if u get an ear infection u are a shirt lifting...
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XXIst sentry scribe
Originally posted by: seeka
boardies are compulsory in aucks in summer. all those that wear suits during that time must be regarded as somewhat poofterish. imo.
in the interests of keeping the peace, i will retract my comment...however, i will be watching my back and do not intend picking up the soap.
why retract such a statement. the truth is in the pudding, just be sure the pudd isnt soggy biscuits!!!
Originally posted by: DungaOriginally posted by: seeka
boardies are compulsory in aucks in summer. all those that wear suits during that time must be regarded as somewhat poofterish. imo.
in the interests of keeping the peace, i will retract my comment...however, i will be watching my back and do not intend picking up the soap.
why retract such a statement. the truth is in the pudding, just be sure the pudd isnt soggy biscuits!!!
He retracts because he is smart. The sub 1000 has an army of lawyers just itching to take you to the cleaners.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 02 Feb 2011 13:06
hmmm, you can keep your army of lawyers. the infinity in its own right is an army as our number is immeasureable*!!!
in fact, due to the injustice and highly discriminative nature (no, not shirtlifting) of 'the sub 1000' our case would clearly win if you did wish to procede any further.
regards
dunga riders, QC
footnote
(*) it should be noted that due to the current number of users on this bb that statement is incorrect but if we are to consider that surf.co and its membership basis lasts forever then the statement is therefore correct.
Originally posted by: Dunga
*edited 02 Feb 2011 13:06
hmmm, you can keep your army of lawyers. the infinity in its own right is an army as our number is immeasureable*!!!
in fact, due to the injustice and highly discriminative nature (no, not shirtlifting) of 'the sub 1000' our case would clearly win if you did wish to procede any further.
regards
dunga riders, QC
footnote
(*) it should be noted that due to the current number of users on this bb that statement is incorrect but if we are to consider that surf.co and its membership basis lasts forever then the statement is therefore correct.
I'll be sure to forward your comments to the Sub 1000 legal department. I have penciled you in for a hearing at the Sub 1000 district court for 2pm on the 8th of Feb 2011 should you desire to continue.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
thank you for that information 'commodore spud'. i will be sure to communicate that to my fellow supporters who will assist me in my case.
Thank you for your cooperation.^^
may i ask the location of the sub 1000 district court? a pm would be suffice as i would not wish to cause grievance due to a public burning of the establishment.
*edited 02 Feb 2011 14:59
hmmm......Dunga does make a few good points, as did Spud..
anyway, here's some good satellite images of cyclone yasi, apparently the largest storm ever...
http://rapidfire.sci.gsfc.nasa.gov/fsi.php?Yasi.A2011032.0000.250m.jpg [rapidfire.sci.gsfc.nasa.gov]
http://rapidfire.sci.gsfc.nasa.gov/gallery/?2011032-0201%2FYasi.A2011032.0000.2km.jpg [rapidfire.sci.gsfc.nasa.gov]
disclaimer, you could be being watched.
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XXIst sentry scribe
Well just had a stint of doom lows and the surf has been sickness and sometimes just deathly hallows, especially rivermouths so had to keep away from em. One day i didn't and I scored and also got severely beaten into a shaken wreck on some. lots of rain water and raw swell equals hecticity. Picked up the camera for once b00bstas, nice for boogieboarding dunno bout stick insects.
cland on a day looking deceivingly good.
Originally posted by: Dunga
may i ask the location of the sub 1000 district court? a pm would be suffice as i would not wish to cause grievance due to a public burning of the establishment.
No you can't.
yeah, i saw him walk into that one..he should have just demanded
nice pics
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XXIst sentry scribe
Hey you^ yes you seeksta. Comeherecomeherecomehere... have you changed your tune regarding the sub way 1000??
Originally posted by: seeka
yeah, i saw him walk into that one..he should have just demanded
currently, im in process of drafting a letter to the Court of Ape Eels' to request a change in arena. unfortunately, the process seems to be a lil hairy. not to mention the slippery nature of its staff. due to the above i dont think my request will proceed very far.
however, where ever the venue may be i will be heard!!!
Originally posted by: Dunga
may i ask the location of the sub 1000 district court? a pm would be suffice as i would not wish to cause grievance due to a public burning of the establishment.
The Sub 1000 district court is located behind the toilets at Milford.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: seeka
*edited 02 Feb 2011 14:59
hmmm......Dunga does make a few good points, as did Spud..
I guess we'll find out when the court reaches it's verdict.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: DungaOriginally posted by: seeka
yeah, i saw him walk into that one..he should have just demanded
currently, im in process of drafting a letter to the Court of Ape Eels' to request a change in arena. unfortunately, the process seems to be a lil hairy. not to mention the slippery nature of its staff. due to the above i dont think my request will proceed very far.
however, where ever the venue may be i will be heard!!!
Unfortunately the venue has been set and there is nothing much you can do about it other than argue your case for a new venue at.... the sub 1000 district court.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Well just had a stint of doom lows and the surf has been sickness and sometimes just deathly hallows, especially rivermouths so had to keep away from em. One day i didn't and I scored and also got severely beaten into a shaken wreck on some. lots of rain water and raw swell equals hecticity. Picked up the camera for once b00bstas, nice for boogieboarding dunno bout stick insects.
cland on a day looking deceivingly good.
Some sickness right there brother. Looks like some serious amounts of water moving but.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Well just had a stint of doom lows and the surf has been sickness and sometimes just deathly hallows, especially rivermouths so had to keep away from em. One day i didn't and I scored and also got severely beaten into a shaken wreck on some. lots of rain water and raw swell equals hecticity. Picked up the camera for once b00bstas, nice for boogieboarding dunno bout stick insects.
cland on a day looking deceivingly good.
nice shots BC, back bars breaking again?
Yeah, the swells have been so north mixed with some serious wind and big so there was some big aframers out the back in the land of c...the shorey even on the smaller days has been pretty stink though. Thornton was the heaviest i have ever seen. two footers were throwing out three feet wide, like they had dynamite underneath it.
I rocked up and saw this, not a very nice one but packin punch as well as judy
did you surf at those locations bc? looks like hard work.
especially that a-frame at clands
did not surf that cland pic, had a go at death river, after watching it for ages and contemplating, wishing someone would rock up and go out haha. Went out and surfed some sloppy ones on the side then i went onto the tail end of the bar and caught some 'end of waves' not sets lol, sh1t was gnarly and the wind got up big time after a while, which i felt kind of relieved about. I got a few drainers but was in survival mode pretty much. Gay when its big and no one is around sometimes.
I would've charged that rivermouth with you BC. Miss it like hell! I spose it would've been better on dusk when the wind died down.
JEALOUS
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
Originally posted by: bionic chronicshories were its at at clands aye boss
Yeah, the swells have been so north mixed with some serious wind and big so there was some big aframers out the back in the land of c...the shorey even on the smaller days has been pretty stink though. Thornton was the heaviest i have ever seen. two footers were throwing out three feet wide, like they had dynamite underneath it.
I rocked up and saw this, not a very nice one but packin punch as well as judy
Troll ^^^^
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Dunga
may i ask the location of the sub 1000 district court? a pm would be suffice as i would not wish to cause grievance due to a public burning of the establishment.
The Sub 1000 district court is located behind the toilets at Milford.
Ah... so you mean the kiddy playground then?
I will have to think about the significance of that one for a while...
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you .
Originally posted by: dr_surfOriginally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Dunga
may i ask the location of the sub 1000 district court? a pm would be suffice as i would not wish to cause grievance due to a public burning of the establishment.
The Sub 1000 district court is located behind the toilets at Milford.
Ah... so you mean the kiddy playground then?
I will have to think about the significance of that one for a while...
Since you have had all night to think what is your verdict?
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 03 Feb 2011 08:46
*edited 03 Feb 2011 08:45
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: dr_surfOriginally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Dunga
may i ask the location of the sub 1000 district court? a pm would be suffice as i would not wish to cause grievance due to a public burning of the establishment.
The Sub 1000 district court is located behind the toilets at Milford.
Ah... so you mean the kiddy playground then?
I will have to think about the significance of that one for a while...
Since you have had all night to think what is your verdict?
My initial thought was that in holding proceedings outside a public toilet the sub1000 are clearly a bunch of deviant shirt lifters.
I then realised that if this were the case, the Lyall Bay public toilets would have been chosen as a far superior venue (I accidentally lived across the road from the Lyall Bay public toilets for 2 and a half years, and saw some goings-on that I'm sure could have been turned into a lucrative website.)
My opinion is now that the sub1000 club is clearly a cover for an elaborate Shore Boy conspiracy. Since there are clearly many conspiracies around that I have failed to see in the past I'm determined not to miss this one, so I'm going to get in first.
The exact details of my conspiracy theory are yet to be decided, but it will likely involve NWO midgets dressed as children in the playground, builders from Wellington slinking into Auckland under the cover of darkness to steal waves from true locals, coded messages on the Shore Boys thread, and something nefarious and NWO-related involving the chunky foam lumps and maxi-pads that frequently wash up on the Milford foreshore.
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you .
the purpose of these porceedings is not to discuss the nefarious underground nature of this demonic beast (see static in regards to his beliefs of cthulumuluwachumbakanga or whatever it is) but to find the 'sub 1000' guilty of discrimination, defamation and all round skulduggery*
*just thought id throw it in there as roy seems to have quite successfully used such a term in his repertoire.
Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
shories were its at at clands aye boss
Clands isn't exactly a proper shorey. It's not like the one down Matata that breaks onto dry sand.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
Originally posted by: Dunga
the purpose of these porceedings is not to discuss the nefarious underground nature of this demonic beast (see static in regards to his beliefs of cthulumuluwachumbakanga or whatever it is) but to find the 'sub 1000' guilty of discrimination, defamation and all round skulduggery*
*just thought id throw it in there as roy seems to have quite successfully used such a term in his repertoire.
i thought u were sub1000 dunga
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haha, never... ...actually, i was. but due to the lurking nature of my original account and the inability to remember my password when i moved to oz i was reduced to creating another account.
however, i do not wish to follow up with reinstatement into the sub 1000 as i rather enjoy bein on the outside throwing stones.
on a side note the sub1000 are now taking donations for the payment of my speeding ticket. Apparently they are allowed to change the speed limit on sections of road and its up to you to notice
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Were there no speed limit signs?
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
number about 300 ish if im correct M--
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there were but its been an 80km zone for the last 10 years at least, so tend to just drive thru it on auto pilot not really looking for the road signs
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: Jabes
on a side note the sub1000 are now taking donations for the payment of my speeding ticket. Apparently they are allowed to change the speed limit on sections of road and its up to you to notice
maybe you should take it to the sub 1000 court.
i did they suggest all post 1000 pay us 100 a week for the honour of hanging out with us
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Chairman of the sub 1000