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Blunt
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Posted: 20 Jun 2012 13:05      quote | report

bionic chronic
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Posted: 20 Jun 2012 13:09      quote | report

shotgun to the head, you know what Im saying aye stranded!

bionic chronic
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Posted: 22 Jun 2012 10:58      quote | report

whata about this blunt?

"im stranded, caught in the cross fire."

Blunt
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Posted: 22 Jun 2012 12:11      quote | report

Think its been used before BC

dumbbell
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Posted: 22 Jun 2012 12:33      quote | report

Dear god.

Drgl33t
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Posted: 22 Jun 2012 12:42      quote | report

just goes to show women will ride anything

waynekerr
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Posted: 22 Jun 2012 12:58      quote | report

^

And go the AB's,

and U20's in the final against the saffa's this weekend.

Blunt
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Posted: 22 Jun 2012 13:02      quote | report

Best use of a SUP I've ever seen.

waynekerr
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Posted: 22 Jun 2012 13:09      quote | report

Perfect place for them too.

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 14:11      quote | report

A dam rocks. An SUP would be a useful mode of travel in that city during the summer months. Cool.


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Battery
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Posted: 30 Jun 2012 20:52      quote | report


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 01 Jul 2012 12:05      quote | report

a young static look alike surfing abit like slater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2X0ybabB6e8# [youtube.com]!

Mr Statik
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Posted: 01 Jul 2012 17:16      quote | report

my nickname in cornwall used to be larry (bertleman) cos of the fro and loose style, (or rather complete lack of style )

Buttons and bertleman were my heroes,,the Killer B's

both ended up in the big house


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Mr Statik
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Posted: 01 Jul 2012 17:28      quote | report

talking of throwing things on stage

went to see SLF twice and both times they didnt get past the first song before walking off cos of gob and people chucking things at them, on the second visit the drummer jumped into the crowd for a biffo when he got hit in the head by a full beer can during song 1, end of concert, no refunds

Bone thugs n harmony walked off at mt smart after 40 mins when one of em got hit by a water bottle, they were gonna go back on but started hitting the doobies backstage and got so into it they decided to head straight to the after party

the clash stopped after two songs on thier 'give em enough rope' tour in pompey cos of gobbing.. the crowd got a round telling off from strummer, telling us it was filthy and if we carried on he was leaving the stage...
considering the slits (in support) weathered an apocalyptic hail of spit,we thought strummer was a bit of a wuss. i always remember slits lead Ari Up hiding behind budgie the drummer from the arcing sheets of spit and the way they reflected the stage lights, it was disgustingly beautiful by some weird punk / 70s aesthetic, but after strummers speech it certainly stopped quick smart....

still probably my all time favorite live gig


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Tasty_waves
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Posted: 01 Jul 2012 21:08      quote | report

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Talking of music, behold the electric surfboard..Your text to link here... [youtube.com]

robyonder
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Posted: 04 Jul 2012 19:30      quote | report

ha on a job of an ex guitarist of herman brood ( past dutch rock artist) about ten guitars hangin on the wall frkn awesome..


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 04 Jul 2012 22:43      quote | report

head like a hole was playing at the local ages ago and they were warned to not be naked and wear something. so they wore glad wrap. loose sh1t.

Posted: 06 Jul 2012 18:53      quote | report

Thoughts anyone?

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/introducing-surflines-big-wave-roundtable_72314/ [surfline.com]


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seaka
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Posted: 06 Jul 2012 19:32      quote | report

considering the size of the balls involved, it's a surprisingly small round table.

http://www.surfline.com/surflinetv/primetime/jaws-paddle-session-highlights_64606 [surfline.com]


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robyonder
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Posted: 08 Jul 2012 20:14      quote | report

*edited 08 Jul 2012 20:15
Anderson / Sonnen fight should be on this channel ( channel 1 ) don't know the schedule though it's a replay. . Maybe one or 2 fights to go till main event . http://wrestletube.net/channel1 [wrestletube.net]


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robyonder
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Posted: 08 Jul 2012 21:16      quote | report

furkn O n n .


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robyonder
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Posted: 08 Jul 2012 21:35      quote | report

fark hell. .


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Roy_Stuart
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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 16:34      quote | report


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Blunt
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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 16:41      quote | report

Or you could die from a

Car crash
Plane Crash
Earth Quake
Drug overdose
Owning a farm
Envy from a family member (see owning a farm)
Chemical induced cancer (boat building?)
Cancer

etc etc etc

Either way ... one day deaths gonna knock on your door and he won't take no for an answer.

Pass me another Dew baby!

robyonder
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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 17:52      quote | report

one day you're gonna die so you might as well help it along !!!


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The world's more than black and white like a panda bear.

robyonder
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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 17:54      quote | report

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The world's more than black and white like a panda bear.

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 18:00      quote | report

Originally posted by: Blunt
Or you could die from a

Car crash
Plane Crash
Earth Quake
Drug overdose
Owning a farm
Envy from a family member (see owning a farm)
Chemical induced cancer (boat building?)
Cancer

etc etc etc

Either way ... one day deaths gonna knock on your door and he won't take no for an answer.

Pass me another Dew baby!



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toaster
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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 19:19      quote | report

http://youtu.be/7BHmiWMJDbQ [youtu.be] it will make you cry


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toaster
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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 19:22      quote | report

http://youtu.be/_Qdwho4KHD0 [youtu.be] The worst movie about surfing


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Negative thinking, positive doing

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 19:24      quote | report

Fark I love Guinness. It's a shame it's so dear.


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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 19:26      quote | report

Originally posted by: toaster
http://youtu.be/_Qdwho4KHD0 [youtu.be] The worst movie about surfing


Ye gods, that nearly made me puke.


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downsouth
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Posted: 10 Jul 2012 22:41      quote | report

Originally posted by: Spud
Originally posted by: toaster
http://youtu.be/_Qdwho4KHD0 [youtu.be] The worst movie about surfing


Ye gods, that nearly made me puke.

Here ya go - fixer upper

trailertrash
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 9:41      quote | report

More proof michael jackson was below average and wouldn't have even made it onto nz's got talent [youtu.be]


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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu

robyonder
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 9:46      quote | report

BLun t . can get first album ganga jang of pirates fuk n score man can't get it any where else. . same goes for human frailty .. got irt as well. . i've been a bad boy..


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Blunt
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 9:58      quote | report

Great albums PFS ... classic aussie rock bro!!!

robyonder
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 10:07      quote | report

yeh they're choice man couple a years ago they weren't there some bugger's uploaded them. . bless him ..


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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 10:59      quote | report

Originally posted by: downsouth
Originally posted by: Spud
Originally posted by: toaster
http://youtu.be/_Qdwho4KHD0 [youtu.be] The worst movie about surfing


Ye gods, that nearly made me puke.

Here ya go - fixer upper


Thanks ol' buddy. You're a scholar and a gentleman. That went down like a whore's draws.


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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:01      quote | report

Originally posted by: Beemertrash
More proof michael jackson was below average and wouldn't have even made it onto nz's got talent [youtu.be]


I thought Statik had a fuked knee! Maybe that's why he's walking backwards.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:01      quote | report

a scholar?

Blunt
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:16      quote | report

Someone with an education BC. Isn't that your industry?

bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:27      quote | report

so he has a university qualification?

boogie is my industry. you dont know me.

trailertrash
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:30      quote | report


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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu

Blunt
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:35      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
so he has a university qualification?

boogie is my industry. you dont know me.


So does that mean you spend your days lying on your gut?

And its ok, I don't want to know you Johnny.

bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 13:25      quote | report

yes I do, I bodyboard, i know it is hard for you to fathom that but its 2012 and in case you did not notice, boogieing is the fast growing water sport in the world.
I cant fathom why you cant fathom it the normality of it. standing up is dead.

bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 13:27      quote | report

Originally posted by: Blunt
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
so he has a university qualification?

boogie is my industry. you dont know me.


So does that mean you spend your days lying on your gut?

And its ok, I don't want to know you Johnny.

one day I will walk up to you and kiss you big time. fight me off, bite me, suck me. you will be mine.

Blunt
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 13:33      quote | report


I prefer the old angry BC. This gay imposter is disturbing.

oceanyeti
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 13:52      quote | report

Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart



Hahaha!!! I'm a raving DEW-fiend and, what's more, it's a cheap and effective male contraceptive

I could really murder a dew right now...


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 14:04      quote | report

Originally posted by: Blunt

I prefer the old angry BC. This gay imposter is disturbing.

No you don't blunt, since I have been more merciful (ha!) you have been much more active on here. Its been great to see you in action. Since you told me you did not hate me, I have concluded your feelings toward me must be of love origin. We can make this work.

Blunt
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 15:22      quote | report



No your taking what I said out of context BC. I don't hate and its more a sweeping statement to the fact find hating on anyone a waste of time and energy. But I do suffer short mans desease on the occasions and wade in without thinking (and regret it later).

TBH I am liking the new you but to think I'm posting more due your new found nice side is a bit rich so please refrian from stroking your ego quite so much.

bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 15:46      quote | report

blunt be cool!

I know blunt, we can all get short from time to time and I know i am not the sole reason you frequent this place more often. This so called new side has resulted in years of rarking. I have become predictable.

Posted: 11 Jul 2012 15:47      quote | report

Originally posted by: Blunt


I do suffer short mans desease on the occasions and wade in without thinking (and regret it later).



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB53DS3k1yI [youtube.com]


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Roy_Stuart
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 18:19      quote | report


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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 18:28      quote | report

I'm not sure your not going to find anyone who disagrees that soft drinks are bad for you.


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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 20:01      quote | report

your point being Roy?

Battery
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 20:12      quote | report

Roys just trying to educate the masses as he is the messiah of truth and knowledge...


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 11 Jul 2012 22:15      quote | report

He has an inferiority complex which is masked by being a show off counteracting it with portrayals of superiority. It is a classic case and very obvious.

toaster
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Posted: 12 Jul 2012 19:11      quote | report

*edited 12 Jul 2012 19:12


ah well it probably wouldnt be allowed on this fine forum


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tatnorth
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Posted: 12 Jul 2012 22:35      quote | report

Does anyone think this winter colder than last year water wise?

trailertrash
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Posted: 13 Jul 2012 6:10      quote | report

nope warm as
love global warming
at least the NWO got that right


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 13 Jul 2012 11:18      quote | report

its bullsh1t ^

for you the nwo is your mum

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