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i bet some one on here nos something about this.
thats about a year old now jelly, word was chick was ultra annoying at the time. But its funny every summer they pull out a simular story, must be a slow news day
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Yeeeh they should do that to more old ladies i guess, they can get pretty annoying.
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Government is your Enemy. Always has been, that's why we started surfing in the first place.
true that,a bit gutless tho ,mind you i feel like dunking my mother inlaws head in the drink sometimes.
If there's anything worse than microsoft vista, it's trying to install it on a japanese computer...fARK!!!!11!!ELEVEN!!!!
im gonna go chack a new guitar. Something with a tight sound.
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Government is your Enemy. Always has been, that's why we started surfing in the first place.
get me a beer well your up bud cheers.
Any body got a spare 1600 for a second hand "Guild"? Ok, Thanks.
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Government is your Enemy. Always has been, that's why we started surfing in the first place.
jelly guts and jelly brain. Thick as pig sh1t.
Sirfer your japanese computer? is it made out of whale? Does your wife like eating her fish while it is still alive, dirty japs..
after 36 hours of party madness I decided a surf was in order. it was pretty fun surfing this place wth 2 others out

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If you don't like my fire don't come around.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
jelly guts and jelly brain. Thick as pig sh1t.
Sirfer your japanese computer? is it made out of whale? Does your wife like eating her fish while it is still alive, dirty japs..
WHy yes it is. The CPU has twin whale brain cores
And yes she is dirty, very very dirty.
Get over here BP you c0cksucker
stop ruining the rest of the forum.
i'll save you some time sirfag. u are going to put up about 80 posts telling me how rarked i am etc, i will respond to maybe 10 of them. u will then go back and multiple edit them all to try and make sense and make some comment about me being an editor blabla yawn. the floor is yours chubs![]()
You two are actually quite entertaining today, keep up the good work!
Good dog.
You forgot the bit where I pwn you for obsessing about me via your avatar.
Originally posted by: sir fer
Get over here BP you c0cksucker
stop ruining the rest of the forum.
haha. your mere presense ruins this forum..
Originally posted by: sir fer+1 BP. any more of my lines you want to use today?
Good dog.
You forgot the bit where I pwn you for obsessing about me via your avatar.
now sit.
Parroting back insults that I have already pwnd you with says it all really. Read any good books lately? No?
Didn't think so.
Originally posted by: sir fer
.I lack any creativity and just repaeat BPs superior lines every few hours, hoping noone will notice
Its already steve i'm off for a few hours, give you a break
Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
Its already steve i'm off for a few hours, give you a break
In English please.
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Posted by BP
I think it's funny to look stupid then laugh it off
I thought you had something "better" to do?
*edited 20 Jan 2010 19:37
shame you dont. day off to post on the net. what a guy![]()
3xcheck report, 3x 1.5mt offshore, 3x flat.
maybe i'm just not meant to surf anymore...shouldn't have been so greedy all those yrs ago..karma what have you.
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just pulled my hammy never done this before
doing a reo tonight ,instint pain like a brocken bone fuc fuc fucit any docs in the house...?![]()
yes, i am a doctor.
you need some natures kiss antiflam..about $10 from most chemists or health shops..look for the purple tub.
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or deep heat as a second alternative...and massages.
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Originally posted by: jellyhaha and you said i was no spring chicken
just pulled my hammy never done this beforedoing a reo tonight ,instint pain like a brocken bone fuc fuc fucit any docs in the house...?
hard luck tho mate. how was shoebox bay tonight?
also..ice then heat then ice...repeat for 5 days.
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anyone up for the latest conspiracy agenda?
this one';s a real goody.
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let me guess the haiti earthquake was staged by the us government to cover up there invasion plans?![]()
right on the money bp.
wanna see why i believe this?
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http://tinyurl.com/kkfr2f [tinyurl.com]
this link is for the last earthquakes around the planet in the last 30 days.
you'll note that from about the 12 jan there has been a succession of quakes in the haiti region...all of them have been at a depth of exactly 10ks.
same thing in china last yr...almost 100% of the quakes in china last year were at a depth of 10k's deep.
how often does nature produce quakes at exactly 10'ks deep?..not many,,if any
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Originally posted by: seeka
yes, i am a doctor.
you need some natures kiss antiflam..about $10 from most chemists or health shops..look for the purple tub.
thanks just out the tub had 3 voltaren ,and yes bp crap surf ,its been one of thoes crap days .
ok seeker. enlighten me brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BwIadY5FI8 [youtube.com]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pch4QtJFz24 [youtube.com]
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google "Haiti conspiracy"
I love the one about HAARP where the canadian noticed that the clouds are pointing directly to Haiti
Originally posted by: toaster
google "Haiti conspiracy"
I love the one about HAARP where the canadian noticed that the clouds are pointing directly to Haiti
fuk!! and i thought i was the only one..
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10 km a bit crusty ,watched2012 today crap movie,but makes you wonder what if...
was 2012 to do with HAARP jelly?
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did you know that the humidity is what causes earthquakes. especially in places that are cursed and full of sinners
i did not know that toaster...i'd have to check your source before believing you though...but sounds plausible
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sorry that was nonsense. high pressure systems is what I meant
Originally posted by: toaster
google "Haiti conspiracy"
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,290,000 for Haiti conspiracy. (0.26 seconds)
and there i was..thinking i was all alone in this conspiracy...just goes to show huh? over 3million pages in about 7 days.
i really need to get out more.
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Originally posted by: toaster
sorry that was nonsense. high pressure systems is what I meant
now that is unbelievable.
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Originally posted by: jellyOriginally posted by: seeka
yes, i am a doctor.
you need some natures kiss antiflam..about $10 from most chemists or health shops..look for the purple tub.
thanks just out the tub had 3 voltaren ,and yes bp crap surf ,its been one of thoes crap days .
don't forget the 2 aspirin...and call me in the morning
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actually, i'm not really a doctor...but i could be if i wanted.
however, the foil hat sits better i feel.
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unbelievable. no one has ever said that before. they usually walk away shaking their heads (in agreement?)
well, generally a nod is a sign of agreement.
somehow i think shaking one's head is not really in your favour.
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yes, well one did refer to his ROFLCOPTER
lol..
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Originally posted by: seekanothing ..but now ive seen the clip ,its all bad from here in ,and its ment to pick up over the next day or two, damit all.
was 2012 to do with HAARP jelly?
Weather Control by H.A.A.R.P
By Roberto Jelash
715 views
The military says the HAARP system could:
Give the military a tool to replace the electromagnetic pulse effect of atmospheric thermonuclear devices (still considered a viable option by the military through at least 1986)
Replace the huge Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) submarine communication system operating in Michigan and Wisconsin with a new and more compact technology
Be used to replace the over-the-horizon radar system that was once planned for the current location of HAARP, with a more flexible and accurate system
Provide a way to wipe out communications over an extremely large area, while keeping the military's own communications systems working
Provide a wide area earth-penetrating tomography which, if combined with the computing abilities of EMASS and Cray computers, would make it possible to verify many parts of nuclear nonproliferation and peace agreements
Be a tool for geophysical probing to find oil, gas and mineral deposits over a large area
Be used to detect incoming low-level planes and cruise missiles, making other technologies obsolete
Weather Control
Avalanches of energy dislodged by such radio waves could hit us hard. Their work suggests that technicians could control global weather by sending relatively small 'signals' into the Van Allen belts (radiation belts around Earth). Thus Tesla's resonance effects can control enormous energies by tiny triggering signals.
The Begich/ Manning book asks whether that knowledge will be used by war-oriented or biosphere-oriented scientists.
The military has had about twenty years to work on weather warfare methods, which it euphemistically calls weather modification. For example, rainmaking technology was taken for a few test rides in Vietnam. The U.S. Department of Defense sampled lightning and hurricane manipulation studies in Project Skyfire and Project Stormfury. And they looked at some complicated technologies that would give big effects. Angels Don't Play This HAARP cites an expert who says the military studied both lasers and chemicals which they figured could damage the ozone layer over an enemy. Looking at ways to cause earthquakes, as well as to detect them, was part of the project named Prime Argus, decades ago. The money for that came from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA, now under the acronym ARPA.) In 1994 the Air Force revealed its Spacecast 2020 master plan which includes weather control. Scientists have experimented with weather control since the 1940's, but Spacecast 2020 noted that "using environmental modification techniques to destroy, damage or injure another state are prohibited." Having said that, the Air Force claimed that advances in technology "compels a reexamination of this sensitive and potentially risky
http://tinyurl.com/ychqr83 [tinyurl.com]
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^^^^^^ note "Looking at ways to cause earthquakes"
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no wonder the weather is all screwed up around the globe ,havent had to sun block the kids for a week.![]()
Apparently it can cause islands to go backwards and forwards in time too.
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Surf.co rark judge
i just noticed an error in my c&p...so i'll just repost the last sentence, this time in full..
In 1994 the Air Force revealed its Spacecast 2020 master plan which includes weather control. Scientists have experimented with weather control since the 1940's, but Spacecast 2020 noted that "using environmental modification techniques to destroy, damage or injure another state are prohibited." Having said that, the Air Force claimed that advances in technology "compels a reexamination of this sensitive and potentially risky topic"
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i knew id regret asking![]()
*edited 21 Jan 2010 09:18
That is some very strange data seeka, it doesn't seem possible that so many naturally occurring earthquakes could all be at exactly the same depth.
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