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Jelly is being supportive isnt he haha
Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
You know, it's the picture of A*l*n P*tt*t ( Brighton Pumps ) playing with his gentitals while watching two women of dubious attractiveness kissing a Giraffe.
Roy- the jury is well an truly out as to whether Alan Pantaloons was in fact gazing lustfully at the "women of dubious attractiveness" or the giraffe while he was playing the old one holed finger flute...
My money is on the giraffe.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Jelly is being supportive isnt he haha
haha whats funny bc
..what you don't get it Jelly?
I get it alot 2020 ,but thats another story.
Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
You know, it's the picture of A*l*n P*tt*t ( Brighton Pumps ) playing with his gentitals while watching two women of dubious attractiveness kissing a Giraffe.
another fraudulent claim from the bullsh1t master
Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
The only problem is that we need more people on BP's side to make the fight worth having. . . preferably stupid, ugly yet obstinate and hysterical types like . .... . . any ideas ?
Sorry I didn't mean Phlotsam
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you dont want that roy, last time you got so upset you had to have an entire thread removed. whats with all the posts anyways? did i really hurt your feelings that much? remember it was paul who told me you were feral, until then i was only guessing
Originally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
You know, it's the picture of A*l*n P*tt*t ( Brighton Pumps ) playing with his gentitals while watching two women of dubious attractiveness kissing a Giraffe.
Hey Alan...Roys post made me laugh so hard I scared away some customers
thats a shame david
Originally posted by: Mr Statikkinda sad how with all four of them holding hands they still havnt made any progress. like you say the morally correct side always wins and a guy who pretends to be chinese,aguy who pretends to be a teacher, a guy who pretends to shape decent boards and an old bald guy arent morally correct
*edited 23 Aug 2010 22:41
im not getting dragged into this one... you boys can try but im a bemused observer...
but,,,,
if im taking sides it would have to be the morally correct winning side.... you know... the righteous shortboarder versus the triumvurate of evil......
a bodyboarder, a possible asian, possible surfer, (unconfirmed) and a man who wants to sell 'surfboards' for over 500,000 dollars....
(settles in to la z boy and switches on microwave)
*edited 24 Aug 2010 00:05
Originally posted by: 2020so was it me or the giraffe you had your eye on when you had that pic as your avatar for a few months there 20? dont make me post those other PMs you sentOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
You know, it's the picture of A*l*n P*tt*t ( Brighton Pumps ) playing with his gentitals while watching two women of dubious attractiveness kissing a Giraffe.
Roy- the jury is well an truly out as to whether Alan Pantaloons was in fact gazing lustfully at the "women of dubious attractiveness" or the giraffe while he was playing the old one holed finger flute...
My money is on the giraffe.
*Spud steps back into the breach for the next day of the internet war*
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
*edited 24 Aug 2010 06:54
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Ive got heaps on ,M I A ,so spud have ya checked ya bum for grubs lately
Originally posted by: jelly
I get it alot 2020 ,but thats another story.
Come on 2020, even you have to admit this was a good comeback
Originally posted by: jelly
Ive got heaps on ,M I A ,so spud have ya checked ya bum for grubs lately
I bought a bum grub detector from The Warehouse the other day. It does a great job.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
if you engage in this topic be prepared to get poo on your hands... or dare i say in your mouth. just ask jelly, he's still washing out BPs.
Sounds like a public health hazard. I'm opting out for a while to let others use up all the poo.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
*edited 24 Aug 2010 00:05Originally posted by: 2020so was it me or the giraffe you had your eye on when you had that pic as your avatar for a few months there 20? dont make me post those other PMs you sentOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
You know, it's the picture of A*l*n P*tt*t ( Brighton Pumps ) playing with his gentitals while watching two women of dubious attractiveness kissing a Giraffe.
Roy- the jury is well an truly out as to whether Alan Pantaloons was in fact gazing lustfully at the "women of dubious attractiveness" or the giraffe while he was playing the old one holed finger flute...
My money is on the giraffe.
It was neither Pantaloons......or should I say MC Hammer.....haha
so your in denial about your sexuality as well as your race 2020. must make life complicated, lucky you have surf.co to reinvent yourself.
for the record i am now offering a financial reward to anybody who can get a name and picture on 2020 and post them here. $50 straight to your account. time to get digging.
Originally posted by: WhoAreYou
if you engage in this topic be prepared to get poo on your hands... or dare i say in your mouth. just ask jelly, he's still washing out BPs.
hey look its the guy 2020 thinks is me. lets see if he can work it out by himself this time
Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
so your in denial about your sexuality as well as your race 2020. must make life complicated, lucky you have surf.co to reinvent yourself.
for the record i am now offering a financial reward to anybody who can get a name and picture on 2020 and post them here. $50 straight to your account. time to get digging.
Offering a reward???..... could you be any more owned.
I believe you soccer guys call that an own goal
We notice that the BP behaviour modifaction programme is working. . . the threat of the giraffe picture is preventing BP from making threats, his defamatory comments are now running at only 11.6% of his previous level, and his lies have reduced to 53% of their peak.
Congratulations BP, just imagine how good you'll be with the sheep picture hanging over your head. . . you'll be goody two shoes himself !
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
Originally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
so your in denial about your sexuality as well as your race 2020. must make life complicated, lucky you have surf.co to reinvent yourself.
for the record i am now offering a financial reward to anybody who can get a name and picture on 2020 and post them here. $50 straight to your account. time to get digging.
Offering a reward???..... could you be any more owned.
I believe you soccer guys call that an own goal
How would BP know a genuine 2020 picture from a fake ?
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
We notice that the BP behaviour modifaction programme is working. . . the threat of the giraffe picture is preventing BP from making threats, his defamatory comments are now running at only 11.6% of his previous level, and his lies have reduced to 53% of their peak.
Congratulations BP, just imagine how good you'll be with the sheep picture hanging over your head. . . you'll be goody two shoes himself !
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thats interesting sawdust. you were the guy making threats as always. lies and defamation are your marketing plan. sold many mead kits or crocs lately hobo?
Originally posted by: 2020the crytime result of your metrosexual pale face being plastered on here is worth far more than $50 2020. the bounty standsOriginally posted by: brighton_pumps
so your in denial about your sexuality as well as your race 2020. must make life complicated, lucky you have surf.co to reinvent yourself.
for the record i am now offering a financial reward to anybody who can get a name and picture on 2020 and post them here. $50 straight to your account. time to get digging.
Offering a reward???..... could you be any more owned.
I believe you soccer guys call that an own goal
poo poo poo
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From: 2020 Date:Aug. 24, 2010, 9:37 a.m.
many dogs simply like the taste of poo. this obviously doesn't make sense to dog owners but that's irrelevant. some dogs like to eat it and that's that. it's warm, moist, and probably very much like what it was given as a puppy..
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your a sik bastard 2020, i give you that
wasnt poo poo poo..the alias for that character charles webster baer?
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this topic is getting a bit weird, just saying.
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SNAP awards
i agree
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Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
We notice that the BP behaviour modifaction programme is working. . . the threat of the giraffe picture is preventing BP from making threats, his defamatory comments are now running at only 11.6% of his previous level, and his lies have reduced to 53% of their peak.
Congratulations BP, just imagine how good you'll be with the sheep picture hanging over your head. . . you'll be goody two shoes himself !
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You can't argue with statistics. Nice work brother Roy.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
We notice that the BP behaviour modifaction programme is working. . . the threat of the giraffe picture is preventing BP from making threats, his defamatory comments are now running at only 11.6% of his previous level, and his lies have reduced to 53% of their peak.
Congratulations BP, just imagine how good you'll be with the sheep picture hanging over your head. . . you'll be goody two shoes himself !
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You can't argue with statistics. Nice work brother Roy.
You can use statistics to prove anything. 67% of people know that.
All we need now is Mr. Speaker (Tubenet) to have the final word and we can put this nasty topic to bed.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: SNAP
this topic is getting a bit weird, just saying.
... I agree as well...I don't think anyone bellieves those PM's are from me- but it is a fascinating insight into BP's strange and lonely world nonetheless
do you talk to your wife about those sick fantasies or is it just a net thing 2020?
......you are like the kid who punches his own face to get attention BP...
*edited 24 Aug 2010 19:35
caue it is jelly, if you dont get it, dont sweat it
*edited 24 Aug 2010 21:59
Originally posted by: 2020
......you are like the kid who punches his own face to get attention BP...
as long as you and BC are still posting here , attention will never be a problem for me metro man
aha BP you are so rarked, good job.
yawn
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Вы гребаном отсталых влагалища
The Rark war.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Keep away from my Yallingup Chux!
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Surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: WhoAreYou
if you engage in this topic be prepared to get poo on your hands... or dare i say in your mouth. just ask jelly, he's still washing out BPs.
you can fuk up for a start ya boat rower,and pull your slugo's further up that crack ya clubie bi7ch
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
*edited 24 Aug 2010 19:35
caue it is jelly, if you dont get it, dont sweat it
wrong agian Colonel Sanders
Originally posted by: Spud
All we need now is Mr. Speaker (Tubenet) to have the final word and we can put this nasty topic to bed.
that call has been used up ,get a new one.
Hey, everyone, just chill the fu(k out okay? We're all adults.
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Surf.co rark judge
Jelly, you are so down syndrome right now.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Jelly, you are so down syndrome right now.
that call has been used up ,get a new one.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
aha BP you are so rarked, good job.
well if anybody knows what being rarkeds like its you Bc, so for once you might know what your talking about.
So im curious to know why did you make up you were a teacher? is that the dream before the petrol pumps and pies got in the way?
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Jelly, you are so down syndrome right now.
hey BC, check me oil and water while your at it mate
Originally posted by: marko sharko
Hey, everyone, just chill the fu(k out okay? We're all adults.
Hey bp, is jelly a good mate?
Originally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: bionic chronic
Jelly, you are so down syndrome right now.
hey BC, check me oil and water while your at it mate
That is a strick no go zone unless your a Forecourt attendant bp
why's that jelly - do you want to wear those budgie smugglers on your head afterwards?
does BP like to 'make' cables on your brain jelly?
about time fruit ,whats the matter carn't pm no more or have you been a bit blocked up
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
does BP like to 'make' cables on your brain jelly?
i can still pm. why do you ask? would you like me to pm you?
give it up bc ,cry time is down the road.
Originally posted by: WhoAreYou
i can still pm. why do you ask? would you like me to pm you?
just your address will do for a start fruit
you make me laugh. tough guy huh. yeah right you blouse.