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Originally posted by: Roy_Stewartif you dont like it you can get the thread deleted again roy.
Hahah crytime from BP on the PM, he's running to Mummy Blunt and is ashamed of a picture of his own face !
He takes the gloves off by calling me a fraudster a liar and a drug addict, saying that I should be killed and threatening to ring CYPS and accuse me of something and then whinges when I post one of his own pictures in response.
Harden The f*ck up Alan !
Originally posted by: 2020good to see you finally some coming out 2020.Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
Hahah crytime from BP on the PM, he's running to Mummy Blunt and is ashamed of a picture of his own face !
He takes the gloves off by calling me a fraudster a liar and a drug addict, saying that I should be killed and threatening to ring CYPS and accuse me of something and then whinges when I post one of his own pictures in response.
Harden The f*ck up Alan !
So are you also saying that BP is a brown fingered, c0ck choking, limp wristed, doughnut punching, fudge packing shirt lifter?
...if he's not i am
Originally posted by: Roy_Stewartwhat were you saying about defamation earlier sackcloth?Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
Hahah crytime from BP on the PM, he's running to Mummy Blunt and is ashamed of a picture of his own face !
He takes the gloves off by calling me a fraudster a liar and a drug addict, saying that I should be killed and threatening to ring CYPS and accuse me of something and then whinges when I post one of his own pictures in response.
Harden The f*ck up Alan !
So are you also saying that BP is a brown fingered, c0ck choking, limp wristed, doughnut punching, fudge packing shirt lifter?
By Hickory Sticks I think you've hit the turd on the head there Mr Tuber.
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Originally posted by: Roy_StewartOriginally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
Hahah crytime from BP on the PM, he's running to Mummy Blunt and is ashamed of a picture of his own face !
He takes the gloves off by calling me a fraudster a liar and a drug addict, saying that I should be killed and threatening to ring CYPS and accuse me of something and then whinges when I post one of his own pictures in response.
Harden The f*ck up Alan !
So are you also saying that BP is a brown fingered, c0ck choking, limp wristed, doughnut punching, fudge packing shirt lifter?
By Hickory Sticks I think you've hit the turd on the head there Mr Tuber.
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I hit that turd with my man bag by hickory sticks.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
I like it how you pretend that you are the one owning everyone haha
you better get jelly to help yoooooo
it is amusing the same 4 people just keep posting. keep hating boys, your all rarked to infinity
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
I like it how you pretend that you are the one owning everyone haha
you better get jelly to help yoooooo
welcome back BC. early shift at the bowser today was it?
...Says the strangely "single' man to the married guy with kids.... yes- you've got me worked out pal
You PM me and want to talk about d1ck size..... either get help- or least be honest with yourself about your sexual preference.
Originally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewartwhat were you saying about defamation earlier sackcloth?Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
Hahah crytime from BP on the PM, he's running to Mummy Blunt and is ashamed of a picture of his own face !
He takes the gloves off by calling me a fraudster a liar and a drug addict, saying that I should be killed and threatening to ring CYPS and accuse me of something and then whinges when I post one of his own pictures in response.
Harden The f*ck up Alan !
So are you also saying that BP is a brown fingered, c0ck choking, limp wristed, doughnut punching, fudge packing shirt lifter?
By Hickory Sticks I think you've hit the turd on the head there Mr Tuber.
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Rarking you is like taking candy from a baby BP. I'm heading over to Shore Boys for a while. This is too easy.
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Originally posted by: 2020not me covering my tracks with fictional PMs charlie
...Says the strangely "single' man to the married guy with kids.... yes- you've got me worked out pal
You PM me and want to talk about d1ck size..... either get help- or least be honest with yourself about your sexual preference.
Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewartwhat were you saying about defamation earlier sackcloth?Originally posted by: SpudOriginally posted by: Roy_Stewart
Hahah crytime from BP on the PM, he's running to Mummy Blunt and is ashamed of a picture of his own face !
He takes the gloves off by calling me a fraudster a liar and a drug addict, saying that I should be killed and threatening to ring CYPS and accuse me of something and then whinges when I post one of his own pictures in response.
Harden The f*ck up Alan !
So are you also saying that BP is a brown fingered, c0ck choking, limp wristed, doughnut punching, fudge packing shirt lifter?
By Hickory Sticks I think you've hit the turd on the head there Mr Tuber.
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Rarking you is like taking candy from a baby BP. I'm heading over to Shore Boys for a while. This is too easy.
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No need to PM me again you nerd
is that all you have left? fake PM accusations. you and 2020 are both on fire
yeah right you know what you said, as I said before I just delete spam now fark off
settle down BC, 2 PMs in 2minutes is over the top. you keep filling my inbox
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Originally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: 2020not me covering my tracks with fictional PMs charlie
...Says the strangely "single' man to the married guy with kids.... yes- you've got me worked out pal
You PM me and want to talk about d1ck size..... either get help- or least be honest with yourself about your sexual preference.
Theres one of BP's breathless PM's.... no doubt with only one hand on the key board at the time...
are you small
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From: 1mn0tch1nese Date:July 28, 2010, 9:28 a.m.
like most asian men?
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Ok everyone, bought my first shortboard and I think I went to small, I'm 5'9",167 lbs or 75kg, I bought a used Cole that's 5'11..18 3/4...2 3/8,,, head high surf maximum, but seams like it's sinking can anyone help????
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are you awake still?
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From: 2020 Date:July 27, 2010, 11:31 p.m.
are you still awake? why are you ignoring me? what is your favourite colour? we can be friends if you like but you will need to keep it a secret ok?
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what were you doing sending PMs like this at that time of night?
Help u experienced surfers!!!!
Newb this thread is for the biggest loser. But yes, you bought too small. At your weight, for your first shortboard (assuming you've been surfing a mal or funboard and are riding the face well), you want a 6'3" to 6'5" shortboard in about 2 1/2 or more. Just my opinion mind. If you got a wider nosed fish at 2 3/4 or closer to 3" thick, then you could bring the length down to 6' or so maybe. But as your first shortboard, wave-count is the issue, and foam is the key.
Bring on the wails of disagreement from the toothpick club...
my next board is gonna be 6"0 x 19 1/2 x 2 3/8
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Roll it in flour and look for the wet spot.
Thanx for the guidence, I can get up but then she don't like coming out fast like the gun I got n loses it bouency!! Knew I went to short the min I got on it
Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
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..... so what was the deal with PMing Jelly?.... I don't get it??.... I thought he was a mate of yours- and yet you spam the f*ck out of him, what was it 40 times?.
Anyway you look at it BP... this has not gone well for you has it?
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Originally posted by: 2020
Anyway you look at it BP... this has not gone well for you has it?
its bp 2020, i dont think life ever will
... I think he fell victim to his own rarking Dunga... and has ended up rarking himself, and in doing so has turned himself into a gay.
sad.
Originally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
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..... so what was the deal with PMing Jelly?.... I don't get it??.... I thought he was a mate of yours- and yet you spam the f*ck out of him, what was it 40 times?.
Anyway you look at it BP... this has not gone well for you has it?
that holes getting deeeper and deeper 2020. your starting to look as dumb as BC, its embarrassing. to think you call jelly thick
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From: 2020 Date:Aug. 17, 2010, 10:38 p.m.
thats my boy. while i poo in your mouth i can teabag you at the same time.
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what were you thinking when you sent me this PM?
um..this is all getting very disturbing
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yeah BP is still thinking he is owning lives hahaha like a drunk trying to act sober.
Full of Surprises
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From: BC Date:august 23, 2010, 2:01 p.m.
bro how do you know all this stuff about me?
I didnt expect you to tell everyone I wasnt a teacher, thats harsh as. Im sorry for all that sh1t i said man but you rarked me up so what did you expect?
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It's True!
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From: alias from uran-us :august 23, 2010, 2:01 p.m.
seeka..you rock.
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It's True!
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From: seeka :august 23, 2010, 2:02 p.m.
yeah alias from uran-us...i can't deny it, cheers man.
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XXIst sentry scribe
WTF is going on here?
BC do you really pump gas?
the chick is the photo is still freaking me out with that 'leopard cloth' on her arm.
what's with all the growths on dumbell in his avatar pic?
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Вы гребаном отсталых влагалища
hehehe
Originally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
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..... so what was the deal with PMing Jelly?.... I don't get it??.... I thought he was a mate of yours- and yet you spam the f*ck out of him, what was it 40 times?.
Anyway you look at it BP... this has not gone well for you has it?
that holes getting deeeper and deeper 2020. your starting to look as dumb as BC, its embarrassing. to think you call jelly thick
Negatory.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: chux
what's with all the growths on dumbell in his avatar pic?
Sorry Chuxter, too slow - 2020 cracked that funny months back.
Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
Gang up
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From: BP Date:august 23, 2010, 8:01 p.m.
Yo Spud, what say we gang up on BC? He's got me so angry I just don't think I can take it for much longer.
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Sorry brother but this is your fight. BC is sub 1000 anyway so there's no way I'd betray him.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
Originally posted by: dumbbellOriginally posted by: chux
what's with all the growths on dumbell in his avatar pic?
Sorry Chuxter, too slow - 2020 cracked that funny months back.
damn............sux to be me
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Вы гребаном отсталых влагалища
ever hear of copy and paste chux haha
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From: 2020 Date:Aug. 17, 2010, 10:38 p.m.
thats my boy. while i poo in your mouth i can teabag you at the same time.
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what were you thinking when you sent me this PM?
Well seeing as how I have never ever PM'ed you all I can say is that-Jesus you are one f*cked up dude BP, I mean dont get me wrong I always knew you were a f*ckwit, but this hits new lows even for you....congratulations, you've exceeded my expectations..... Whats next?
Working late again, 2020?
Originally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
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From: 2020 Date:Aug. 17, 2010, 10:38 p.m.
thats my boy. while i poo in your mouth i can teabag you at the same time.
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what were you thinking when you sent me this PM?
Well seeing as how I have never ever PM'ed you all I can say is that-Jesus you are one f*cked up dude BP, I mean dont get me wrong I always knew you were a f*ckwit, but this hits new lows even for you....congratulations, you've exceeded my expectations..... Whats next?
^^^^^^^haha more rarked than roy when phoam posted his PM. you shouldnt have sent it if you didnt want me too post it.
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From: spud Date:April 16, 2010, 6:36 p.m.
Look BP im sorry Roy got the thread deleted. Personally i'd like to see him banned for the trouble he caused. But if you know what happened to shoreboys I ask you as a friend to bring it back, please.
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remember this lowpoint in your life spuddles?
Originally posted by: dumbbell
Working late again, 2020?
Yep...no need to wink though Dumbell, its a common enough occurance.
is your dairy open 24/07 2020?
must be handy living out the back so you can post between customers
comfy chair... check
popcorn.... check
internet war of epic proportions... check check
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two weeks to go....
Originally posted by: chuxOriginally posted by: dumbbellOriginally posted by: chux
what's with all the growths on dumbell in his avatar pic?
Sorry Chuxter, too slow - 2020 cracked that funny months back.
damn............sux to be me
Great minds think alike
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
Originally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
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From: 2020 Date:Aug. 17, 2010, 10:38 p.m.
thats my boy. while i poo in your mouth i can teabag you at the same time.
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what were you thinking when you sent me this PM?
Well seeing as how I have never ever PM'ed you all I can say is that-Jesus you are one f*cked up dude BP, I mean dont get me wrong I always knew you were a f*ckwit, but this hits new lows even for you....congratulations, you've exceeded my expectations..... Whats next?
May I suggest a Giraffe picture ?
Put BP into turbo mode and see what happens.
BP asked Blunt to ask me not to post giraffe pictures, so one assumes that it's a good idea to do it.
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
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sick red skull static, kinda portrays your hellman like abilities in the waves too.
You know, it's the picture of A*l*n P*tt*t ( Brighton Pumps ) playing with his gentitals while watching two women of dubious attractiveness kissing a Giraffe.
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
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Not me Statik, it only enables that part of his personality that craves male attention
..... ahh f*ck it, I'm in..
Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
is your dairy open 24/07 2020?
must be handy living out the back so you can post between customers
gold bro
Of course as I said to Blunt BP only gets the big prize of his piccie on the forum if he makes threats, defamatory comments or tells lies.
So it's entirely up to him, I'm only doing my job. . . .
I think he should call himself Brighton Pratt
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
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sick red skull static, kinda portrays your hellman like abilities in the waves too.
yep... red hot, on fire and menacing... glad you noticed...
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two weeks to go....
The only problem is that we need more people on BP's side to make the fight worth having. . . preferably stupid, ugly yet obstinate and hysterical types like . .... . . any ideas ?
Sorry I didn't mean Phlotsam
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
Originally posted by: Mr StatikOriginally posted by: bionic chronic
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sick red skull static, kinda portrays your hellman like abilities in the waves too.
yep... red hot, on fire and menacing... glad you noticed...
Chilli popcorn ?
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Be Ye Perfect ! ..
Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
You know, it's the picture of A*l*n P*tt*t ( Brighton Pumps ) playing with his gentitals while watching two women of dubious attractiveness kissing a Giraffe.
Hey Alan...Roys post made me laugh so hard I scared away some customers
Originally posted by: Roy_Stewart
The only problem is that we need more people on BP's side to make the fight worth having. . . preferably stupid, ugly yet obstinate and hysterical types like . .... . . any ideas ?
Sorry I didn't mean Phlotsam
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From here it looks like BP doesn't need any help.
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im not getting dragged into this one... you boys can try but im a bemused observer...
but,,,,
if im taking sides it would have to be the morally correct winning side.... you know... the righteous shortboarder versus the triumvurate of evil......
a bodyboarder, a possible asian, possible surfer, (unconfirmed) and a man who wants to sell 'surfboards' for over 500,000 dollars....
(settles in to la z boy and switches on microwave)
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two weeks to go....