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Just shut it, you are raked to fark
harden up lid kid or go home
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From sunday.
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: SNAP
the heads look sick, i saw a vid on youtube that made me think whakatane has some sweet setups
The Heads is fully sick and one of the best waves in the region. Unfortunately it has such a big reputation so it gets very crowded. People from Auckland, Raglan and Gizzy would go over to surf it.
There are a lot of really choice beachies between Maketu and Whakatane.
Best thing is, it's hardly ever crowded. BC and I know of another break that is similar to the Heads but never crowded.
I miss home! I'll be back one day BC - next year or the year after.
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If your going to pm me,make it worth reading bc![]()
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the old switcha roo is it jelly? I never PMed you plus thats my joke i play on you, so get your own material like fill her up bc
*edited 17 Aug 2010 18:32
Yeah used to be supurb
I've only seen Whaka heads once and it was 2002. It wasn't as good as above but same shape - just like the right off sumner bar when its working too. I surfed a beach over the hill from there - it was average enough but a nice beach, don't remember the name tho.
Sat - sumner 2ft fun on the fish but fat as.
Today - Taylors 2ft+ clean and glassy but outgoing tide started to suck the grunt out of it. I was 20 mins trying to get a wave in. Bent.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
the old switcha roo is it jelly? I never PMed you plus thats my joke i play on you, so get your own material like fill her up bc
just testing ya ,I know it was snap ,now he has been snapped..such weak pm's from the poor preacher boy
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Originally posted by: CavesOriginally posted by: tatnorth
kefe lafu caves. Ive had some nice waves in the past..would of lined up nice and straight with swell etc.
HOw big was Te Arai?
Ha ha not big enuf fella ! You like going straight aye
bro ha ha
Well I learnt from watching you. BAAM!
Should see me now. I can ride all the way into shore straight too!!

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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: jellyOriginally posted by: bionic chronic
the old switcha roo is it jelly? I never PMed you plus thats my joke i play on you, so get your own material like fill her up bc
just testing ya ,I know it was snap ,now he has been snapped..such weak pm's from the poor preacher boy
why the hell would i pm you? you do realise it says who the pm is from right? or are you too thick to get that?
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Its fecken massive today
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*edited 19 Aug 2010 14:17
Originally posted by: SNAPOriginally posted by: jellyOriginally posted by: bionic chronic
the old switcha roo is it jelly? I never PMed you plus thats my joke i play on you, so get your own material like fill her up bc
just testing ya ,I know it was snap ,now he has been snapped..such weak pm's from the poor preacher boy
why the hell would i pm you? you do realise it says who the pm is from right? or are you too thick to get that?
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*edited 19 Aug 2010 18:49
why did you quote that? super weird
Shoulder to overhead
18 sec period
no wind ....grey and glassy
only 2 out
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Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. lao tzu
overhead 18sec onshore at the mo, unless i go driving. looking good over the next 4-5 days.
very light breeze, clear skies, no clouds...much like it's been most of winter ![]()
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strong westeries, raining, and lots of cloud cover. akl weather report last month....blue skies now though, frothing on it.
surfs not looking good in this area but going away this weekend and WILL get good waves.
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Tomorrow is looking good whipper snapper. 2m south west and north west swells...hmmm could be a recipe for a beat down west coast styles.
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West coast more power? Or just more consistent and bigger than east coast.
quiet you fool you will get roy all excited about according to physics its impossible for a wave to be more powerful
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East vs West. I rekon they are different! To me west coast waves seem thicker(more water) where on the east coast the water movement seems more concentrated. The ramblings of a fool mayby but those are my 2 cents
thought so, just hype compensating it.
you go out tubenet? was pretty fun smaller than i thought tho but the odd good one
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was it only 7 foot mush walls this time kook?
*edited 25 Aug 2010 19:42
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
West coast more power? Or just more consistent and bigger than east coast.
Definitely more power. Kinda like the big east swells or cyclone swells that we get back home. Good thing about Maori Bay is it breaks up the swell, because of the island offshore, so usually the waves aren't too walled up.
Originally posted by: Jabes
you go out tubenet? was pretty fun smaller than i thought tho but the odd good one
Yep Maori Bay this morning. 3-4ft with bigger sets - a real good size for me. I stayed away from the crowd (which were pretty bad for a weekday!) and got a few goodies. Unfortunately the banks aren't as good as they were before all these big winter swells come in. May was the bestest ever at both low and high tide. Now it's a bit of a mess.
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su-lutted, no day off till friday and thats not looking good ![]()
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it was ok, bit windy. better than a kick in the nuts, waist to shoudler high, big moon=big tides

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Originally posted by: tubenet
*edited 25 Aug 2010 19:42Originally posted by: bionic chronic
West coast more power? Or just more consistent and bigger than east coast.
Definitely more power. Kinda like the big east swells or cyclone swells that we get back home. Good thing about Maori Bay is it breaks up the swell, because of the island offshore, so usually the waves aren't too walled up.Originally posted by: Jabes
you go out tubenet? was pretty fun smaller than i thought tho but the odd good one
Yep Maori Bay this morning. 3-4ft with bigger sets - a real good size for me. I stayed away from the crowd (which were pretty bad for a weekday!) and got a few goodies. Unfortunately the banks aren't as good as they were before all these big winter swells come in. May was the bestest ever at both low and high tide. Now it's a bit of a mess.
yeah there is a big lump of sand moving north stuffed up piha for a couple of years now thats getting better been at bethels last 2-3 years now it seems to have moved on
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Originally posted by: bionic chronic
was it only 7 foot mush walls this time kook?
nah only 3ft with the odd bigger set like tubenet said Couple of savage beatings on offer tho
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Originally posted by: chux
it was ok, bit windy. better than a kick in the nuts, waist to shoudler high, big moon=big tides
perfect pic for a bit of photoshop work, ideal barrell position, now you just need the right wave
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you going to up me up SNAP? i dont do photoshop!!
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then i can send it in for SOTD![]()
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maybe ill do a rough one for you chux, photoshop is opening for me for some reason though...prehaps phoam can do it?
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Originally posted by: chux
then i can send it in for SOTD
I reckon it's actually a pretty sweet shot. Looks like someone making the most of the conditions to me.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
you are such a goodie too shoes aye^
Like I said BC, I'm a lover not a fighter. Now come over here and give your uncle Spud a hug.
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thats the snapper eh chux
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no. not the snapper. it was a bit too windy/bumpy for an epoxy board.
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Waist to shoulder high
bumpy short period wind swell
No Wind
50 - 75 mtr rides
9'6" single fin electraglide
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
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Shoulder high bumpy
light offshore
Inconsistent (tide little too high)
long rides.... (last wave was longest i've ever had at that spot with a long right and then left reform)
9'6" again
(singlefin stayed on the roof racks)
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Waist to shoulder high
Smooth but inconsistent
Uber low Tide
Short fun waves
9'6" and loving it
Water feels warmer too
Crowds come Back soon ![]()
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
head high and a bit on the sets
light offshore
mid to low
consistent 14 seconds
ultra smooth(till just now)
long lefts and rights
water has warmed to a balmy 11 dgrs
7'2" single, farken magic
myself and 3 others on a bank about 500 mts away from me.
2 stiengranades...sweet.
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I thought you'd be drinking Guinness or something.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Former Surf.Co Official Rark Judge.
none at the shop..otherwise forsure forsure
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beach.
waist high. good banks, lefts and rights
offshore, full tide.
i'd say 5/10, good fun factor
single fin 9' Robert August PU
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Wobbly point
Knee high long rides
lowish tide
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Haven't been wet in ages now - sheesh, halfway through august was my last surf so it's almost a month. That sux!
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todays the day....
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to come buy a board at www.freeridesurfskate.co.nz [freeridesurfskate.co.nz]
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ps thanks for the lead in statik
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Shoulder high
point ...but working more like a beachie (got a nice Left)
Bit wobbly but not bad
no wind
Downsouth, Beano, Myself and 3 locals out
waters defiantly warming
sealion eating fish on the inside
Phoam on the Rocks
i rode 9'6" single + Taniwha and got a ride on one of the local guys wood boards made from kwila, cedar, ply ...very nice board and the guy is a whitewash learner
eagerly awaiting a ride on a 7'11" fish he's building at the moment ![]()
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: Surfscab
Shoulder to overhead
18 sec period
no wind ....grey and glassy
only 2 out
...so there was time to catch 3 waves per minute then??
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Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
waist-chest high
great banks again, lefts and rights.
wind wasn't a problem. small cover ups on the out going tide
9'2" with small sideys and 7.5" turbo tunnel fin
good times to be had, long nose rides
7/10
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ruapuke?
Originally posted by: nelson77
...so there was time to catch 3 waves per minute then??
Some of us Share
So NO
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Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. lao tzu
Deep south 3-4m swell 3rd day of offshores an 10 degree water. P.s the real deep south not them fellas in dunedin 200km up the east coast.
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Oh yea for you northern brothers it was cold to
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sat was 4ft with the occasional bigger west coast boomer, plenty of crew on it but no banks so it was a case of chasing the peak, got a few so not as maddening as it could have been, but a long time between drinks.. rode the flame with the mid sized trailer fin, more stable in the bigger stuff than the 1/4 fin but a bit stiff, that board likes the 1/4. an iffy surf considering the primo conditions ![]()
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