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Yeah agreed i call em 'Pewter' days The world seems sepia and in tune plus all the people stay inside or go shop so outdoors are all mine ![]()
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
surfed takatu super early thurs- was pretty fun but too cold
and oniels friday, not cold but not good, still got a few
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Originally posted by: Scootertrash
One other old Chinese guy out
good Company
Roy.... getting around these days
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Originally posted by: Mr StatikOriginally posted by: Scootertrash
One other old Chinese guy out
good Company
Roy.... getting around these days![]()
I thought it may have been 2020
Then it occurred to me we were actually surfing
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Low tide of Milk
Ebbing on Rolled Oats with Tamarillos ![]()
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
this thread is lameeeeee
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
this thread is lameeeeee
unlike the marshmellow love story? I think you might have a cutter on your tail there BC.... enjoy that
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also this thread is based on an actual surf report... you know the rest
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rarked^
hope someone out there is catching some waves
I will be tuesday rags is oooonnn
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sick dude, indies or manu?
half moon bay i heard
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half moon bay hardkore,
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for the hardcore only, rumour has it a booger by the name of bc hits it up on full moons and howls as he paddles into the waves
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Surfed outside indies from 11 = 2.30 quick refuel then 3.45 to dark, about 3 to 4ft with the odd 5 footer.
swell was pretty lully
not too busy but very defined take off
kinda went a bit onshore an funky but still clean, glassed off around 4.30
ultra low tide so whale was looking very nice around 5.30 wally and long.
well worth the drive (though both surfs took me a while to get me legs on!!!)
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Scooter mission
Hr after low this morning
light offshore local beachie
Long paddle out On the single
Overhead Fast and clean breaking
Cold ride home all 5min of it
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
did you have to scrap the ice of your fin/s![]()
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Frosty scooter Fish mish
dead low tide
bit smaller 14sec but wobbly
Damn fun
icecream headache that was nearly a migraine
Good i love the Dirty South
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
*edited 11 Aug 2010 16:59
bbb
west coast beach
waist to shoulder high, high tide outgoing
little wind
nice single fin board, no crowds
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*edited 11 Aug 2010 17:34
Best wave at the local, 4-5, perfect, cranking. Couldn't get there, used up my surf credits this week. ![]()
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Rags outside to whale bout head high on the sets few bigger ones out the back. not too many people and pretty fun but rather cold
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didnt think it would be on today jabes? looked do-able at piha
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yeah was taking a board down for a guy who bought it from us looked like it would be good last thing last night so just went anyways this morn was fun just a bit lully
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here is the Chux Snapper yesterday (not me) i'm on left looking at wave of the day going to waste
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*edited 12 Aug 2010 18:32
ok then
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here is that Al Merrick
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Originally posted by: chux![]()
here is the Chux Snapper yesterday (not me) i'm on left looking at wave of the day going to waste
Dirty wave wasters. Should be shot.
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chix, you will get mocked for these lame farkin pics, wtf is that sh1t
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
chix, you will get mocked for these lame farkin pics, wtf is that sh1t
Hey Bionictard, at least i'm getting some. also i'm only below average surfer never claimed anything more....
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*edited 12 Aug 2010 19:50
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Rags beach,
waist high, full tide, little wind
Sunny day. good fun
On the chux snapper for a while (this shot)
I'd say far better than anything BC has had for a loooong time
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^ LOL Pathetic. Please stop posting those rubbish photos chux.
Maori Bay was 2-4ft today. Not that great but enough power and shape to have some fun.
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any pictures tubenet? nah didnt think so......
so farking gaylord u sponge girls
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*edited 12 Aug 2010 19:10
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Nice to see the snapper in the water again!
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yeh i tried adding more but major fail
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*edited 12 Aug 2010 20:07
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Calm down internet tough guy...those waves are lamer than your posts.
"Wave of the day" hahaha hilarious!!!
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rarked much?
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chux stop crying you wimp, thought you were old and mature?? talk about rarked to fark. Ill give you a bone with some pics to mock. This winter has been pretty consistent in whakas nothing big or perfect but some good banks throwing out some decent pits for the size. tubenet, gotta remember sh1t waves are great for mals so he is probably having a ball soul arching on a swell.
what its been like lately on a onshorey day
but i want to surf this spot more..

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ahahahaha charging
this was a cool surf despite the mess, a racey peak that allowed you to race down while it walled up into a closeout and then boost.

*edited 12 Aug 2010 20:22
here is one for chux to froth on, out the back! the local maliboos like it anway...i get into closeouts.

I'm rating your second pic BC.
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sik piks porn helmet!
surf report nelson 4ft rising...
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Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
Yep, there's a bit of swell here as well. I have managed to arrange a Baby Sitter for a couple of hours so I'm stoked.
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Dawnie piha bar = shiite. Nuff said.
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Part 1 (Too long to post in one go)
A rising 2 metre plus swell with rising NW wind. Eventually to Gale force.
Knew of a place a couple of hours drive away that would be loving these conditions.
Called my mate, he says yeah he's in.
He rings back a few minutes later and says he has just remembered a wave he saw a while ago while on a big mountain bike ride around the coast in a different direction from where I was thinking. He said when he saw it, it was totally going off and it was pretty much the same conditions as predicted today.
It just required an hour drive and a few KM bike ride around a coastal track, hopefully sheltered from the wind as we would have to ride with boards under our arms and the wind was already brisk.
Didn't sound like the best option to me but when he turned up with bike racks and his bike I thought well you don't know if you don't go.
The drive went fine except he did now tell me he had only seen the wave at a distance as the track was up a hillside a bit above the coast at that point.hmmm!
The ride was a bit of a bummer as it was further than he thought and he couldn't quite remember the exact location. By now the wind was getting up which made it pretty hard with a board under your arm.
Eventually he points into the distance and indeed there is a pretty classic looking setup. Looks about 6 ft and with a straight offshore wind, although almost too strong.
He suits up and takes off down the hill. I take my time trying to check it out a bit more. He comes walking back about 10 minutes later saying there is no way through the overhead coastal flax to get to the beach.
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Part 2
We eventually find a way down further down the coast. Once we get to the beach we realize it's a lot more serious than it looked. All rocks with no obvious entry or exit spot. The waves are 6 ft plus with a 4 ft shorebreak straight onto the rocks.
Hmmm! Eventually we make a break for it and make it out relatively unscathed.
About this point the wind just jumped to full Gale making it almost impossable to paddle into the heaving righthander that was barreling off. Suddenly it was very intimidating. My mate who loves heavy surf turns to me and says "I think it is unsurfable we best get out of here"
He turns and takes off and airdrops a solid one and screams off down the line leaving me to fend for myself. After a few solid sets on the head I realise I'm not even sure how I'm going to get back in. Eventually I paddle further up the point and have to take off on a closeout and hope for the best on the rocks.
Make it in eventually, pretty relieved. Can't find my mate for about quarter of an hour as he has had to find his own way in further down the coast. He was starting to think I had been blown out to sea.
Had to the walk the 4 km back to the car as by now the wind was screaming making it almost impossable to hold your board let alone ride a bike at the same time.
One of the most unsatisfying surfs I've had for a long time but a good adventure for sure!
Full adrenaline rush and saw some amazing waves just didn't get to surf them.
This was on the day everyone got trapped up Mt Hutt just to give you some idea of the wind!
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YEwwwww
Local Point
Luxury Car trip
Started out Waist to shoulder high
Took out The Electraglide with Midget Farrelly 10" fin
Some Nice peelers and no wind
With size steadily increasing as tide dropped
2 1/2 hrs later
Stoked !!!!!!!
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: backhander
Part 2
We eventually find a way down further down the coast. Once we get to the beach we realize it's a lot more serious than it looked. All rocks with no obvious entry or exit spot. The waves are 6 ft plus with a 4 ft shorebreak straight onto the rocks.
Hmmm! Eventually we make a break for it and make it out relatively unscathed.
About this point the wind just jumped to full Gale making it almost impossable to paddle into the heaving righthander that was barreling off. Suddenly it was very intimidating. My mate who loves heavy surf turns to me and says "I think it is unsurfable we best get out of here"
He turns and takes off and airdrops a solid one and screams off down the line leaving me to fend for myself. After a few solid sets on the head I realise I'm not even sure how I'm going to get back in. Eventually I paddle further up the point and have to take off on a closeout and hope for the best on the rocks.
Make it in eventually, pretty relieved. Can't find my mate for about quarter of an hour as he has had to find his own way in further down the coast. He was starting to think I had been blown out to sea.
Had to the walk the 4 km back to the car as by now the wind was screaming making it almost impossable to hold your board let alone ride a bike at the same time.
One of the most unsatisfying surfs I've had for a long time but a good adventure for sure!
Full adrenaline rush and saw some amazing waves just didn't get to surf them.
This was on the day everyone got trapped up Mt Hutt just to give you some idea of the wind!
That's a great story. Any clues as to where you were?
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Sat am Piha bar rubbish. Sat arvo middle beach good.
Sunday dawnie N E coast not to bad, kinda fat when tide filled in. Nice n clean 2 - 3 ft tho.
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East coast dawnie, new board.
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I saw you borky
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I saw you too...
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borky, caves - whered you surf today? was it fukn packed? cause where i surfed was rediculous . fukn weekends
Te Arai. Wasn't too bad, probably would of been worse forestry side. Didn't bother lookin though. Anyone check the other side?
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Pretty good out the back tonight, too dark for the cam
